Marty's horoscope

[starcrossed]

Hello NancyBBE!!!

[palari]

bbe said:

Here's one from my favorite on-line astrologer, Jonathan Cainer. (www.cainer.com)


Wednesday, 2nd May 2007

LIBRA
(Sep 24 - Oct 23)

"They say, 'You can't teach an old dog new tricks.' Happily, you are: a. not a dog; b. not really old; and c. not trying to learn anything new. You are simply jogging your own memory or having it nudged for you by a set of interesting circumstances. Once, long ago, you did very well for yourself in a particular situation. Now, with a slight variation or two, you can repeat that successful formula. Recent and current financial dramas are a part of the process that is making this possible. "

Hmmmm.....

...hmmmm indeed.

[IWOmusic]

Palari - A lot there. Living under a spotlight must restrict ones free movement, and limit ones circle of friends.

Nancy - I think it would be a safe guess that this "dog" has never performed on a boat!

[palari]

So The Baron is feeling perverse today..

"HOROSCOPES 7th-13th: THE END OF BANKING!

Mercury in Taurus makes us worry. It makes us think about money. It makes us think about not having money. It makes us check our bank accounts. It makes us hate banks. This week, to honor worrisome Mercury in Taurus and the imaginary solutions that only Mars in Pisces can provide, the Baron answers the age old question:

"How will you put in end to the cruel usury of Banking and abolish its unreasonable overdraft fees and fiendish ATM charges?"

Why make responsible financial decisions when we can indulge in fruitless revenge fantasies?'

Libra: All Is Fair...

Libra, you will seduce the institution of Banking with your powers of indirect flirtation, deadly arsenal of coy looks, and incomparable conversational skills. You will then manipulate Banking into marrying you without a pre-nuptial agreement. Once the deal is sealed, you will spend all of Banking's money on frivolous bullshit. Like rearranging the interior design of every building in the world. At the same time, you will cleverly siphon off funds to the oppressed people of the world and cheat ruthlessly on Banking with hot revolutionaries. Then you will file for divorce from Banking, take everything, and redistribute the wealth according to taste."

emboldened to point out the obvious.

[IWOmusic]

Hmmmm.....Marty as a Modern-Day Robbin Hood
.........though I can't imagine him in the green tights!

[palari]

iwomusic said:

Hmmmm.....Marty as a Modern-Day Robbin Hood [img src="lovehammersecards.com/MCorg/smilies/headbang.gif"]

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.........though I can't imagine him in the green tights! [/quote]

...oh now there's a picture.

[starcrossed]

LMAO....I can picture it too...That is what make's it so funny...LOL

[IWOmusic]

On second thought, that may not be a good look!

[palari]

This post was modslapped.

[p12]

Terrible Costume! .... Not Low-Waisted Enough!

[IWOmusic]

I agree with you p12 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

[palari]

This week from The Baron

Libra: Nest Egg

Mercury's upcoming retrograde through Cancer carefully considers certain career plans. In order to incorporate the energy coming into your life via others right now, professional direction must slow and reconsider itself. You'll need to sit your warm bottom on plans for a bit before you're ready to hatch them.

[p12]

palari said:

This week from The Baron

Libra: Nest Egg

Mercury's upcoming retrograde through Cancer carefully considers certain career plans. In order to incorporate the energy coming into your life via others right now, professional direction must slow and reconsider itself. You'll need to sit your warm bottom on plans for a bit before you're ready to hatch them.

incorporate energy coming in via others...... professional direction must slow...... sit bottom......hatch them.
This all spells one thing........ Marty is Pregnant!

[palari]

p12 said:

incorporate energy coming in via others...... professional direction must slow...... sit bottom......hatch them.
This all spells one thing........ Marty is Pregnant!

[jet]

p12 said:

palari said:

This week from The Baron

Libra: Nest Egg

Mercury's upcoming retrograde through Cancer carefully considers certain career plans. In order to incorporate the energy coming into your life via others right now, professional direction must slow and reconsider itself. You'll need to sit your warm bottom on plans for a bit before you're ready to hatch them.

incorporate energy coming in via others...... professional direction must slow...... sit bottom......hatch them.
This all spells one thing........ Marty is Pregnant!

But I only held his hand for a moment.

[feather]

p12 said:

palari said:

This week from The Baron

Libra: Nest Egg

Mercury's upcoming retrograde through Cancer carefully considers certain career plans. In order to incorporate the energy coming into your life via others right now, professional direction must slow and reconsider itself. You'll need to sit your warm bottom on plans for a bit before you're ready to hatch them.

incorporate energy coming in via others...... professional direction must slow...... sit bottom......hatch them.
This all spells one thing........ Marty is Pregnant!

;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
You girls are so clever!! Thanks for starting my day of with a ;D

[IWOmusic]

[starcrossed]

Iwo,

That is a...um....nice...um...interesting picture?!...LMAO....LMAO...LMAO....

[tinley]

Well, unless you log in, all you see is that little bent orange thing on top of his head...

Here you can have my Dino is a stork gif instead, may be a little less NC-17 ~

[p12]

Dino Stork is ......but Marty Chicken is ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

(btw if you don't see the Marty Chicken, just Refresh the screen, log-in/log-out doesn't make a difference )