Mad For Martay
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Post by Mad For Martay on Sept 13, 2006 8:24:50 GMT -5
Poof heres your new earings only thing is they weigh about 1000 pounds each...and they end up ripping your ears off ....now you live your life in silence since you cant hear anymore
I wish for a sunny day
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ndavis021410
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Post by ndavis021410 on Sept 13, 2006 8:33:23 GMT -5
Poof:...Here's your sunny day...But the ozone layer split and the sun is SOOOOO extremely hot, that anything and everything that it comes into contact with BURNS bay bay.... I wish I had a MILLION bucks  |
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dawn
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Post by dawn on Sept 13, 2006 9:45:10 GMT -5
ok, lets give this a go  poof you have a million bucks........... problem is, you're not on the correct planet to spend them. Money is worthless where you are. I wish I was smarter. |
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ndavis021410
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Post by ndavis021410 on Sept 14, 2006 7:35:22 GMT -5
POOF:...Your smarter....But your body is 150 years old now....
I wish for peace......
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ratdigger
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Post by ratdigger on Sept 14, 2006 11:13:48 GMT -5
Poof......you have peace, but there is soo much love and peace, that the world becomes grossly over populated, and the human race is wiped out from lack of resorces.
I wish I had my own dog training business on my property...
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needy
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Post by needy on Sept 14, 2006 18:47:57 GMT -5
Shazam!!! Your dog training business is on your property and it goes quite popular...then one day you are packed with as many dogs as you can fit on your property and a strange dog virus makes them all sick at once and you have to scoop the poop.  I wish I had a cleaning lady. |
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ndavis021410
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Post by ndavis021410 on Sept 15, 2006 4:46:11 GMT -5
Poof:...You have a cleaning lady....But, she's soooo old and deformed and the OOZE just won't stop running out of all her oozing warts on her face, that she has little time to clean your house......
I wish I have 2 more hugs from Dino.....
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raeski
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Post by raeski on Sept 17, 2006 19:15:52 GMT -5
Pffffffffffffffft.... you've got 2 hugs from Dino. The bad news is that big loveable teddy bear squeeeeeeeezed you so hard with the first hug - he cracked your ribs. You let out such a big screeeeeeech  he hugged you a 2nd time even harder  You were filled with such pain AND excitement at the same time.... you had a heart attack right on the spot  ps... I can't tell you if you lived, or died - it's a cliffhanger  **************************************************** I wish I could be 25 again |
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ndavis021410
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Post by ndavis021410 on Sept 18, 2006 7:19:27 GMT -5
Poof:...Your a 25 year old Alligator!!!....
I wish I had a new outfit........
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Post by beachgirl on Sept 18, 2006 7:55:41 GMT -5
Zippo! New outfit! It's lovely too, do you remember what Mary Ann wore on Gilligan's Island? Plus it's 2 sizes to small.
I wish I had new boots.
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needy
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Post by needy on Sept 19, 2006 10:54:47 GMT -5
You've got new boots - the big furry Sasquash boots that people wear at ski resorts.
I wish a I had a vacation house on a Lake.
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dawn
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Post by dawn on Sept 20, 2006 4:17:03 GMT -5
You take your vacation in your holiday house on a lake - but no-one told you there were crocodiles there I wish I could come out to the US & see Marty & LH in person. |
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ndavis021410
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Post by ndavis021410 on Sept 20, 2006 7:11:21 GMT -5
BAM....Your in the grand U. S. of A....But the year is ALL wrong, It's only 1969, and the Lovehammers are just a glimmer in their parents eyes.....BUMMER....But you end up jammin and falling in love with Jim Morrison instead, only to realize when you return to the year 2006 that he's done faked his death and moved to South America......OH MY....
I wish my German Shephards would have puppies...
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Mad For Martay
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Post by Mad For Martay on Sept 20, 2006 8:05:48 GMT -5
Bam...your Shepard is having puppies....for a whole week now....she has givin birth to thousands of them which have left your house a complete mess.....they have pooped everywhere and made the value of your house worthless...you had to move to a homeless shelter because all those puppies have left you pennyless  I wish for a new leather jacket |
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ndavis021410
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Post by ndavis021410 on Sept 21, 2006 8:06:33 GMT -5
Bam:...You have a new leather jacket that is pink striped with orange and blue pokey dots and smells like my socks......
I wish for peace around the world
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needy
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Post by needy on Sept 21, 2006 21:50:59 GMT -5
The genie has a hearing problem and thought you said piece from around the world. So you wake up and piled high in your front yard is a piece of Mt. Everest, a piece of the North pole, a whole tip of South Africa, a piece of the Andes, a piece of the Rockies, a piece of Mt. Fuji, and so on and so on.
You can't even see out the window and get shut off from the rest of the world. Thank God you still have the internet and running water.
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ndavis021410
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Post by ndavis021410 on Sept 22, 2006 8:42:52 GMT -5
;D ;D ;D ;DMy Needy My Needy....forgot to make a wish.... Poof....Your wish was corrupted anyhow, so oh my.... I wish I could have more pictures of Dino |
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needy
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Post by needy on Sept 22, 2006 19:41:33 GMT -5
 I can't play games late at night - my brain shuts off in the early evening.  You get more pictures of Dino, except every picture you ever had has now turned into Dino. You open up your kids' baby albums and they are all replaced by Dino pictures. All your high school yearbooks are covered with Dino pictures. Every frame hung up or displayed in your home is Dino. You get pulled over for a slight traffic infraction and when you hand your license over to the Policemen, it has Dino's picture on it instead of you. What would have been just a warning has now turned into a violation and you will have to pay hefty fines for driving around with false ID. I wish someone would do my exercises for me.
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Post by Ayesa86 on Sept 22, 2006 19:48:00 GMT -5
BAM! Someone does your exercises for you, but only because you were attacked by wolverines and now consist of a head in a jar!
I wish I wasn't sick...
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ndavis021410
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Post by ndavis021410 on Sept 25, 2006 8:12:43 GMT -5
POOF:...Your as healthy as a HORSE.....oh my I wish I had 2 more hugs from Dino |
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