Letter to Rudolph...lolol

[whatsmynameagainn]

www.jhadesigns.com/frogiearno/dearrudolph.htm

Go here and fill it out...TOO FUNNY!

xoxo,
Rachel

[whatsmynameagainn]

Rudolph The Red Nose Reindeer
North Pole, Earth

Dear Rudolph

I am writing to ask you to do a little favor for me.
I was a good girl this year, but I did run into a few teensy weensy problems.
Like "borrowing" Dad's favorite silver Mustang that he loves and selling it to pay for my Starbuck's addiction.
Or giving Holly (NDmuse) some choloroform when we went to Trees Ogre's basement then didn't rescue her for 2 days just for laughs.
Then there was the time I ran Holly over with an ice cream truck that was meant for DW and later fixed him up with that gutter slut, skank-girl. .
It was real funny though.
But I did good by Shan (Shantastic) when I made the diamond studded zebra print thong disappear in order to collect the insurance.
( I only took 98% comission )
And Jen (Luna) was real happy when I set up the Halloween party. It's wasn't my fault that the magician took all their cash when they fell asleep from all the mini-quiches.
Despite these little incidents, I would like you to ask absoposilutely Santa to send me the little things I asked for:

the next ice cream truck episode to involve DW
super support pantyhose that are resistent to snags and runs, and make me look like a size 4
world domination
I know you heard that I always said you were a most massive ass for agreeing to lead that disturbingly festive Santa's sled even though the other reindeer sneezed on you.
But since you are a great beautiful soul I figured you would forgive and forget and help me anyway.

Your hopeful or vengeful, (you choose ASS!) fan

Rachel

[greeneyes]

Since Marty is so busy and all, I filled one out for him.



Rudolph The Red Nose Reindeer
North Pole, Earth

Dear Rudolph

I am writing to ask you to do a little favor for me.
I was a good boy this year, but I did run into a few small problems.
Like "borrowing" the bartender's favorite socks and selling it to pay for hair.
Or giving Bobby some absynth when we went to the North Pole just for laughs.
Then there was the time I serenaded Dino and later fixed him up with that goat, that one bitch. .
It was real funny though.
But I did good by Billy when I made the turtle disappear in order to collect the insurance.
( I only took 2% comission )
And Dan was real happy when I set up the Hanukkah party. It's wasn't my fault that the hooker took all their cash when they fell asleep from all the meatballs.
Despite these little incidents, I would like you to ask silly Santa to send me the little things I asked for:

Peace
Hair gel
Greeneyes
I know you heard that I always said you were a huge manatee for agreeing to lead cranky Santa's sled even though the other reindeer sweated on you.
But since you are a great sport I figured you would forgive and forget and help me anyway.

Your sexy fan

Marty

[jenn]

Mine was kinda lame but thought I'd share anyway

Rudolph The Red Nose Reindeer
North Pole, Earth

Dear Rudolph

I am writing to ask you to do a little favor for me.
I was a good girl this year, but I did run into a few xtra lg problems.
Like "borrowing" Carol's favorite implants and selling it to pay for diamonds.
Or giving Stephanie some vodka when we went to Kansas City just for laughs.
Then there was the time I smacked Danny and later fixed him up with that cow, Nikki. .
It was real funny though.
But I did good by Dawn when I made the birds disappear in order to collect the insurance.
( I only took 13% comission )
And Erica was real happy when I set up the Halloween party. It's wasn't my fault that the singer took all their cash when they fell asleep from all the eggnog.
Despite these little incidents, I would like you to ask black Santa to send me the little things I asked for:

massage
new bra
a new van
I know you heard that I always said you were a teensy cat for agreeing to lead fuzzy Santa's sled even though the other reindeer belched on you.
But since you are a great moons glow I figured you would forgive and forget and help me anyway.

Your shiny fan

Jennifer


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