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Post by justafan on Oct 7, 2005 7:57:16 GMT -5
I'd like to be his Lawyer! I would be there when he signs contracts for labels, endorsements, etc. and if ever he sues anyone or if he's the one being sued (I highly doubt that would happen though) all he needs is to call me up and I'll be there in a jiffy.  |
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AMAI
18 and over
Angel
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Post by AMAI on Oct 7, 2005 20:31:05 GMT -5
How's the harem doing today? Is everyone happy?
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cimee
18 and over
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Post by cimee on Oct 7, 2005 20:42:59 GMT -5
If anything breaks at the Harem House I will fix it, I am extremely handy and can do anything that has to do with fixing a house. I'll make sure that the showers and tubs are working properly and make sure that nothing squeaks so as not to wake the other ladies in the harem!!  Who is going to feed us??? |
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ingt
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Post by ingt on Oct 7, 2005 20:43:49 GMT -5
doin' mighty fine thanks AMAI
just wondering, do we get uniforms???
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AMAI
18 and over
Angel
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Post by AMAI on Oct 7, 2005 21:14:56 GMT -5
What, like on Star Trek?
Wear what you like.
insert cute Marty grin.
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bonnebug
18 and over
WHO DEY !
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Post by bonnebug on Oct 8, 2005 23:05:53 GMT -5
I'LL PUT THE BUBBLES IN HIS BATH AND THE CHOCOLATES ON HIS PILLOW.
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kool
18 and over
Posts: 396
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Post by kool on Oct 8, 2005 23:11:21 GMT -5
I'll scrub his back & towel him dry!
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Mad For Martay
Welcoming Committee Member 
Queen Of The Crop
Bad Girls Do It Better! ~ I Just love Dick~BB8
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Post by Mad For Martay on Oct 9, 2005 9:05:40 GMT -5
I'll scrub his back & towel him dry! Sorry  ...but I already claimed the back washing job on page one  |
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wildfire
18 and over
"The power to believe in yourself, is the power to change fate"
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Post by wildfire on Oct 9, 2005 18:57:03 GMT -5
I like to be in the Marty harem...okay? Since I'm in the medical field, I think that I would like to be Marty's primary doctor. I would give that glorious specimen of a man a physical everyday  |
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Post by Amy on Oct 9, 2005 22:34:28 GMT -5
conducted - My most humble apologies to you! I was trying to reply to your post by quoting it, but deleted it. ACK!  Sorry, sorry, sorry. My feeble attempt was to tell you that I'd claimed guyliner duties back on Page 2....but I'm happy to split 50/50 with you. |
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Post by ziggy2 on Oct 10, 2005 1:49:33 GMT -5
OH, come on.......many more roles to fill...........(not sure if some of these were covered yet)
Someone can spred the rose pedals to cover the ground he walks on...
Anyone want to brush his teeth?
Fuff his pillows?
Harem needs dancers to entertain him when he wishes....
Electronic remote control worker for when he wants to watch TV, DVD, CD and flip channels...
Page flipper for when he wants to flip the page for books, newspaper, contracts, TV guide, music sheets..
(sorry, its been a long day and night)
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Nelle
New Fan
I was left in awe....
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Post by Nelle on Oct 10, 2005 21:25:00 GMT -5
I'd watch all of the White Sox games with him...but what would I do in the off season?!?!?!?
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Post by gaia on Oct 11, 2005 8:03:03 GMT -5
Hmmm...I've been thinking hard about what I can do for the harem. I guess I would like to either:
a) be in charge of planning the menu for Marty and all the harem gals and babies
b) be the spin doctor aka publicist for the harem in charge of making announcements, recruitment etc.
c) be the back up dancer - I don't mind taking up bellydancing for the entertainment of Mr. Mad Conductor
;D
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ingt
18 and over
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Post by ingt on Oct 11, 2005 8:33:02 GMT -5
What, like on Star Trek? Wear what you like. insert cute Marty grin. tee hee, actually i didn't have anything in mind |
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Post by chakart on Oct 11, 2005 13:21:08 GMT -5
I'd like to be his historian, special events coordinator, and photographer. I'd take photos each, and every day. I'd make one scrapbook per month, and one for each birthday party that I throw! Okay, I know that may sound geeky, but that's me! Also, I'd like to be the girl who massages his shoulders each night. I am sorry, i just saw that Grace signed up for some of these duties... my apologies, we can share. I'll shoot b&w film, you shoot color. |
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Post by kmm733 on Oct 11, 2005 14:38:21 GMT -5
I will rub his hands and kiss all those little calluses . After playing that guitar all night long, bet his fingers will hurt a bit. |
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Post by bluesky on Oct 11, 2005 15:13:36 GMT -5
I'll plan adventures for Marty and the harem, for his much needed relaxation and inspiration. I can handle disguises for him--he'll probably want to travel incognito some of the time--not sure how to disguise a harem, we'll work on that one!
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ndavis021410
18 and over
Dino's Defender
My Intrepid Friend
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Post by ndavis021410 on Oct 11, 2005 15:47:39 GMT -5
LOL...This is fun....
Since I'm a new probation/parole officer in the State of Illinois....if any part of the said Harem 'gets into' any trouble, especially Marty...I would personally handle his appeal. and make them as comfortable as possible for his long stay in my little office....LOL....Later
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Tooks
18 and over
Pull My Trigger
Posts: 1,538
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Post by Tooks on Oct 11, 2005 23:10:13 GMT -5
Ummm...let's see...I'm a writer, I could write him stories and read them to him to keep him entertained - that's not taken yet, is it?
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Post by rebeccaf47031 on Oct 11, 2005 23:25:31 GMT -5
I'll be the gardener / landscaper. After all Marty needs a beautiful place to write and play his music. Also I'll have a fruit and vegetable garden. Fresh fruit and veggies are cheaper when grown.
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