kool
18 and over
Posts: 396
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Post by kool on Oct 12, 2005 2:29:35 GMT -5
Sorry about trying to take your job washing his back in the tub Mad For Marty. It's just that I had said I would take the task to scratch his back and it just expanded my fantasy to the tub - seemed so natural at the time and the harem is getting big enough I had forgotten what those harem sisters with seniority (sp?) had! I like my job. (I definitely like his back!) I'll keep it.
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AMAI
18 and over
Angel
Posts: 73
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Post by AMAI on Oct 12, 2005 6:46:47 GMT -5
Ooooh, ladies - you've done a great job!! I think we have a lot of roles covered.
But, is anyone looking after the vehicles: cars, buses, private jets?
I don't recall if anyone is dusting & vacuuming the house? If not, I'll do Marty's bedroom.
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Post by steph0313 on Oct 12, 2005 7:59:43 GMT -5
I have been laughing so much reading this. I especially like the idea of someone brushing his teeth for him! (Prince Charles has someone do that for him....sort of weird isn't it? Especially since the Prince has a man do it!)
If it hasn't been taken....I would like to join the Harem and my job will be writting down all the brilliant lyrics Marty comes up with. Therfore he will need to have me by his side at all times!
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gdm3
18 and over
Posts: 282
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Post by gdm3 on Oct 13, 2005 17:21:01 GMT -5
I'll be Marty's backup on keepin the harem um... err... um... 'satisfied' ;D  |
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shugar
New Fan
Aragon 12/16/05
Posts: 24
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Post by shugar on Oct 13, 2005 18:49:26 GMT -5
Since Amy already called 'guyliner' and I don't get to be the one to stare into those gorgeous eyes, I'll settle for being the one he writes all the love songs about.  And I volunteer to let him sing them to me repeatedly..... |
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cimee
18 and over
Posts: 191
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Post by cimee on Oct 13, 2005 19:03:06 GMT -5
I still think we need someone who can cook for the masses! Steaks, pound cake and peel those darned pomegranites. Oh yeah! you gotta know how to make kool-aide also!  |
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gdm3
18 and over
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Post by gdm3 on Oct 13, 2005 19:18:13 GMT -5
I actually don't know how I got into here... I was looking for a thread that seemingly disappeared <then reappeared after a bit> and saw this thread and was planning to take 'notes' on how to 'make' a harem... then realized that this was a 'gush-fest' lolz So I was just kiddin about the above post <looks over his shoulder at wife in other room>  |
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Post by christina82 on Oct 13, 2005 22:22:59 GMT -5
I have never joined a fan club before, but after seeing him on RockStar: INXS I fell for this beautiful guy.
I would be his personal diary. I would keep all his thoughts, dreams, secrets, and desires
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kiwigirl
18 and over
Thanks to Ceeje for a great pic!
Posts: 156
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Post by kiwigirl on Oct 14, 2005 3:12:55 GMT -5
 Well this has definitely made my day! Now what can I do for Marty that hasn't already been taken? I know! I'll be his personal chauffeur and drive him wherever his heart desires in his huge stretch limo, only problem is that being from NZ we drive on the other side of the road so I might need an assistant to yell at me whenever I stray (I mean onto the other side of the road, not to the back of the limo ).
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Post by kcgirl on Oct 14, 2005 7:38:19 GMT -5
Can I have the job of wiping away or kissing away his tears when he gets all emotional at the end of a song... Also purchasing his wristbands and other jewllery.  |
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Post by scaryisgood on Oct 14, 2005 10:23:42 GMT -5
and peel those darned pomegranites. Sorry! I already claimed the peeling and hand-feeding of pomegranates back on page 2...  |
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Post by hammeredforlife on Oct 14, 2005 12:59:42 GMT -5
Well, I'm a traditionalist. I will personally interweave palm fronds and stand next to Marty to fan him. We want our boy to be cool and comfortable . I hope no one minds my joining the harem. I'm one of those menopausal women, so I'd be very nonthreatening to all of you sweet young things. Then again, there is that old saying "where there's snow on the mountain, there's fire underneath." ;D |
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Post by ziggy2 on Oct 14, 2005 13:08:21 GMT -5
The more to join the harem the better!! (P.S. Madoldwomen, dont worry there are alot of us older women. Remember older, wiser, more experienced!)  |
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Post by afranjes on Oct 14, 2005 14:57:19 GMT -5
I can program the TiVo, load tunes onto his iPod and/or make sure the VCR clock isn't blinking 00:00
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cimee
18 and over
Posts: 191
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Post by cimee on Oct 14, 2005 19:34:22 GMT -5
and peel those darned pomegranites. Sorry! I already claimed the peeling and hand-feeding of pomegranates back on page 2... Yeah!! now all we need is someone who can cook steaks and make poundcake!!!  |
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Post by deetopia on Oct 14, 2005 21:17:41 GMT -5
I love animals, so I guess I'll be in charge in taking care of his pets.
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Post by DG on Dec 26, 2005 10:39:05 GMT -5
Restoring
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Post by Trees on Dec 28, 2005 3:44:06 GMT -5
DG you didn't finish your answer for the thread  So I need to ask ;D restoring what in the Harem I'm sitting firm in my chair and have no liquids in my hands to spill |
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ara
18 and over
rock n' soul
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Post by ara on Dec 28, 2005 4:47:29 GMT -5
Hmmm...seems like all the great jobs were already taken ... guess I'll be the one in charge of trimming his... trees? ;D
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Post by Trees on Dec 28, 2005 13:32:37 GMT -5
Hmmm...seems like all the great jobs were already taken ... guess I'll be the one in charge of trimming his... trees? ;D Ouch!! a little off the sides please Your not talking about Trees, now I get it ;D Your talking about Marty's Trees Trunk aren't you? Sorry |
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