nlt
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Post by nlt on Sept 1, 2006 22:57:49 GMT -5
Someone smack Hoot, I'm too tired. Lisa, sil moved to Arlington TX yesterday. are you heartbroken? i know i would be if i moved far away from my sil- Oddly no, I'm just so happy for her for making this big change in her life that she needed that I can't be upset about it. I know we'll talk all the time and visit when we can. |
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Post by my0bsess10n/my0 on Sept 2, 2006 23:18:24 GMT -5
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Post by FlyIntoOblivion on Sept 2, 2006 13:16:55 GMT -5
Fly shut the door and locked it. "The f**k is going on here?" The man said, pulling himself out of the closet. "We have to keep you secret!" "Why man? You guys run around here all the time on your own." "Because you will get eaten, that's why. Some people don't take kindly to new boys here." "Not fair!" Fly snapped, "I feed you, clothe you, let you primp in my bathroom. Suck it up. Until we can find a way to announce you without serious repercussions, then you'll have to stay in here." "But...man, this sucks." "Better than working at Hooters and sleeping on our lawn, isn't it?" "Yeah...I guess..." Fly and Ayesa looked at each other, and sighed. Glancing up, Ayesa looked at Fly, "Wait a sec, he's been primping in your bathroom?" Fly shrugged, "Yeah, why?" She scowled, "I wondered where my hair wax went...that shit was expensive, dammit!" "Hello! But what does this have to do with me?" "Shut it!" Ayesa snapped. He looked at Fly, "Is she always this bitchy?" Snapping her head around, Ayesa narrowly missed his head with a throwing knife. Twirling a second one on her fingers, she narrowed her eyes, "Wanna say that again?" Turning back to Fly, she sighed, "He can probably sleep in my office from time to time as long as he promises not to f**k with my security camera system." "He'll be good...right Lukas?" Fly elbowed him. "Yeah man...I'll be good!" "Okay. Now, how do we present him to everyone else?" "I have an idea..." Ayesa looked at Fly. "What?" "Call all the girls to the Lounge-just the girls. The boys should be practicing right about now, anyway. You," she nudged the man, "Go do your makeup." |
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Post by Ayesa86 on Sept 2, 2006 13:22:49 GMT -5
Glancing up, Ayesa looked at Fly, "Wait a sec, he's been primping in your bathroom?" Fly shrugged, "Yeah, why?" She scowled, "I wondered where my hair wax went...that shit was expensive, dammit!" "Hello! But what does this have to do with me?" "Shut it!" Ayesa snapped. He looked at Fly, "Is she always this bitchy?" Snapping her head around, Ayesa narrowly missed his head with a throwing knife. Twirling a second one on her fingers, she narrowed her eyes, "Wanna say that again?" Turning back to Fly, she sighed, "He can probably sleep in my office from time to time as long as he promises not to f**k with my security camera system." "He'll be good...right Lukas?" Fly elbowed him. "Yeah man...I'll be good!" "Okay. Now, how do we present him to everyone else?" "I have an idea..." Ayesa looked at Fly. "What?" "Call all the girls to the Lounge-just the girls. The boys should be practicing right about now, anyway. You," she nudged the man, "Go do your makeup." Several minutes later, all the girls were assembled in the Lounge, excluding Fly. "What the hell is this?!" Penny glared at Ayesa irritably. "Shut up Penny," she replied wearily, "All will be made clear in time, okay?" Suddenly Fly appeared in the doorway, "are you guys ready?" Smiling grimly, Ayesa nodded, "So it seems." |
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Post by FlyIntoOblivion on Sept 2, 2006 13:29:48 GMT -5
"He'll be good...right Lukas?" Fly elbowed him. "Yeah man...I'll be good!" "Okay. Now, how do we present him to everyone else?" "I have an idea..." Ayesa looked at Fly. "What?" "Call all the girls to the Lounge-just the girls. The boys should be practicing right about now, anyway. You," she nudged the man, "Go do your makeup." Several minutes later, all the girls were assembled in the Lounge, excluding Fly. "What the hell is this?!" Penny glared at Ayesa irritably. "Shut up Penny," she replied wearily, "All will be made clear in time, okay?" Suddenly Fly appeared in the doorway, "are you guys ready?" Smiling grimly, Ayesa nodded, "So it seems." "I don't wanna, man!" Came a voice on the other side of the door. "Come here! It's not that bad...GET OVER HERE NOW!" Fly disappeared for a moment, then came back, dragging the man behind her. "Girls, we have a new boy in the Asylum." "So it seems," DG said. "Are we going to kick him out now?" "No! Ayesa and I want to keep him. He can sleep in Ayesa's office sometimes and in my study other days. Is this all right with everyone?" "But I want to-" "Hush now, dear." Lukas pouted. "What about Bobby and...er, well, Bobby?" Doc said, after getting a warning look from Ayesa. "I have that covered. I'll talk to him about it later," Fly replied smoothly. "So can we keep him? Please please please?" "What's in it for me?" Lukas said, and Fly leaned in, murmuring something to him. He blushed, then said, "I can live with that." Suddenly Jeremy burst into the Lounge. "Has anyone seen Billy's-" |
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Post by Ayesa86 on Sept 2, 2006 13:35:47 GMT -5
Several minutes later, all the girls were assembled in the Lounge, excluding Fly. "What the hell is this?!" Penny glared at Ayesa irritably. "Shut up Penny," she replied wearily, "All will be made clear in time, okay?" Suddenly Fly appeared in the doorway, "are you guys ready?" Smiling grimly, Ayesa nodded, "So it seems." "I don't wanna, man!" Came a voice on the other side of the door. "Come here! It's not that bad...GET OVER HERE NOW!" Fly disappeared for a moment, then came back, dragging the man behind her. "Girls, we have a new boy in the Asylum." "So it seems," DG said. "Are we going to kick him out now?" "No! Ayesa and I want to keep him. He can sleep in Ayesa's office sometimes and in my study other days. Is this all right with everyone?" "But I want to-" "Hush now, dear." Lukas pouted. "What about Bobby and...er, well, Bobby?" Doc said, after getting a warning look from Ayesa. "I have that covered. I'll talk to him about it later," Fly replied smoothly. "So can we keep him? Please please please?" "What's in it for me?" Lukas said, and Fly leaned in, murmuring something to him. He blushed, then said, "I can live with that." Suddenly Jeremy burst into the Lounge. "Has anyone seen Billy's-" Stopping up short, Jeremy looked at Lukas with wide eyes, "Who the hell are you?" Raising her eyebrows, Ayesa stepped in, "Jeremy, this is Lukas, he'll be staying in the Asylum. Lukas, this is Jeremy, he'll show you the ropes." Under her breath she added, "Like how not to get eaten by the others..." "Oh...er..." Jeremy looked around the room, "I guess I'll be going..." With that, he turned and ran out of the room. Looking at Fly, Ayesa let out a low whistle, "I hope you have a damn good explanation ready...looks like you'll need it sooner than we thought..." |
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Post by FlyIntoOblivion on Sept 2, 2006 13:40:40 GMT -5
"I don't wanna, man!" Came a voice on the other side of the door. "Come here! It's not that bad...GET OVER HERE NOW!" Fly disappeared for a moment, then came back, dragging the man behind her. "Girls, we have a new boy in the Asylum." "So it seems," DG said. "Are we going to kick him out now?" "No! Ayesa and I want to keep him. He can sleep in Ayesa's office sometimes and in my study other days. Is this all right with everyone?" "But I want to-" "Hush now, dear." Lukas pouted. "What about Bobby and...er, well, Bobby?" Doc said, after getting a warning look from Ayesa. "I have that covered. I'll talk to him about it later," Fly replied smoothly. "So can we keep him? Please please please?" "What's in it for me?" Lukas said, and Fly leaned in, murmuring something to him. He blushed, then said, "I can live with that." Suddenly Jeremy burst into the Lounge. "Has anyone seen Billy's-" Stopping up short, Jeremy looked at Lukas with wide eyes, "Who the hell are you?" Raising her eyebrows, Ayesa stepped in, "Jeremy, this is Lukas, he'll be staying in the Asylum. Lukas, this is Jeremy, he'll show you the ropes." Under her breath she added, "Like how not to get eaten by the others..." "Oh...er..." Jeremy looked around the room, "I guess I'll be going..." With that, he turned and ran out of the room. Looking at Fly, Ayesa let out a low whistle, "I hope you have a damn good explanation ready...looks like you'll need it sooner than we thought..." Fly muttered back, "Are you kidding? I'm the queen of bullshitting. How do you think I got into college? Just don't freak out at anything I say." Minutes later, the boys all came into the room. "Who's this joker?" Dino said, looking Lukas over. "He's awfully short," Marty said, "but he can dress." "Ayesa and I found him on the lawn this morning, and he's going to stay with us for awhile. We all can get along with him, right? I mean, I would hate to have to evict any troublemakers..." "Yes, of course. Right guys? We'll be good, Fly!" Bobby said, shuddering at the look in her eyes. "Good. Now go finish practice. Except, Jeremy, dear, could you give Lukas a tour of the house?" "Why me?" "Because I said so." Jeremy shuddered, then nodded. "Of course, Fly! I'd be happy to!" |
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Post by Ayesa86 on Sept 2, 2006 13:51:19 GMT -5
Stopping up short, Jeremy looked at Lukas with wide eyes, "Who the hell are you?" Raising her eyebrows, Ayesa stepped in, "Jeremy, this is Lukas, he'll be staying in the Asylum. Lukas, this is Jeremy, he'll show you the ropes." Under her breath she added, "Like how not to get eaten by the others..." "Oh...er..." Jeremy looked around the room, "I guess I'll be going..." With that, he turned and ran out of the room. Looking at Fly, Ayesa let out a low whistle, "I hope you have a damn good explanation ready...looks like you'll need it sooner than we thought..." Fly muttered back, "Are you kidding? I'm the queen of bullshitting. How do you think I got into college? Just don't freak out at anything I say." Minutes later, the boys all came into the room. "Who's this joker?" Dino said, looking Lukas over. "He's awfully short," Marty said, "but he can dress." "Ayesa and I found him on the lawn this morning, and he's going to stay with us for awhile. We all can get along with him, right? I mean, I would hate to have to evict any troublemakers..." "Yes, of course. Right guys? We'll be good, Fly!" Bobby said, shuddering at the look in her eyes. "Good. Now go finish practice. Except, Jeremy, dear, could you give Lukas a tour of the house?" "Why me?" "Because I said so." Jeremy shuddered, then nodded. "Of course, Fly! I'd be happy to!" Raising an eyebrow, Ayesa nodded slowly, "Well that went well...you scared the shit out of them." Fly shrugged, "It's what I do." Doc looked around, "Does this mean I get your Bobby days, Fly?" Glaring at Doc, she replied, "Not a f**king chance!" |
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Post by FlyIntoOblivion on Sept 2, 2006 13:55:22 GMT -5
Fly muttered back, "Are you kidding? I'm the queen of bullshitting. How do you think I got into college? Just don't freak out at anything I say." Minutes later, the boys all came into the room. "Who's this joker?" Dino said, looking Lukas over. "He's awfully short," Marty said, "but he can dress." "Ayesa and I found him on the lawn this morning, and he's going to stay with us for awhile. We all can get along with him, right? I mean, I would hate to have to evict any troublemakers..." "Yes, of course. Right guys? We'll be good, Fly!" Bobby said, shuddering at the look in her eyes. "Good. Now go finish practice. Except, Jeremy, dear, could you give Lukas a tour of the house?" "Why me?" "Because I said so." Jeremy shuddered, then nodded. "Of course, Fly! I'd be happy to!" Raising an eyebrow, Ayesa nodded slowly, "Well that went well...you scared the shit out of them." Fly shrugged, "It's what I do." Doc looked around, "Does this mean I get your Bobby days, Fly?" Glaring at Doc, she replied, "Not a f**king chance!" "But you have two boys, that's not fair!" "Well, you know...too damn bad. Do you want Lukas?" "Ew, no." "All right then." DG looked around, then sighed. "Well, I guess that's it then." "Yeah..." Fly looked at Ayesa, who shrugged. |
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Post by Ayesa86 on Sept 2, 2006 14:04:56 GMT -5
Raising an eyebrow, Ayesa nodded slowly, "Well that went well...you scared the shit out of them." Fly shrugged, "It's what I do." Doc looked around, "Does this mean I get your Bobby days, Fly?" Glaring at Doc, she replied, "Not a f**king chance!" "But you have two boys, that's not fair!" "Well, you know...too damn bad. Do you want Lukas?" "Ew, no." "All right then." DG looked around, then sighed. "Well, I guess that's it then." "Yeah..." Fly looked at Ayesa, who shrugged. Stretching, Ayesa cricked her neck and looke around the room, "Well, if you'll excuse me, I've got work to do. The security cameras need tweaking, and I have to Lukas-proof the office." As she walked out, Nancy sighed, "It's going to be weird around here now..." "As if it wasn't already?" |
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Post by FlyIntoOblivion on Sept 2, 2006 14:08:26 GMT -5
"But you have two boys, that's not fair!" "Well, you know...too damn bad. Do you want Lukas?" "Ew, no." "All right then." DG looked around, then sighed. "Well, I guess that's it then." "Yeah..." Fly looked at Ayesa, who shrugged. Stretching, Ayesa cricked her neck and looke around the room, "Well, if you'll excuse me, I've got work to do. The security cameras need tweaking, and I have to Lukas-proof the office." As she walked out, Nancy sighed, "It's going to be weird around here now..." "As if it wasn't already?" Fly sighed, leaning against the side of the house in the garden I hope this works out. She opened her book, pulling out the black leather bookmark, and began to read. "Did you want me to explain left-handed guitar or not?" Fly looked up to see Lukas and Bobby standing there. Bobby shrugged. "I knew you'd be here." And then he left. Fly smiled. "Of course." |
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Post by Ayesa86 on Sept 2, 2006 14:14:38 GMT -5
This concludes this episode of General Asylum! Tune in next time!
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Post by FlyIntoOblivion on Sept 2, 2006 14:15:38 GMT -5
Whee!
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Post by Ayesa86 on Sept 2, 2006 14:16:18 GMT -5
heh
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Post by FlyIntoOblivion on Sept 2, 2006 14:18:19 GMT -5
Not our best, but eh.
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Post by Ayesa86 on Sept 2, 2006 14:25:02 GMT -5
True, 'twas fun though
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Post by FlyIntoOblivion on Sept 2, 2006 14:31:57 GMT -5
Yeah...sigh...
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Post by grumpypirate on Sept 2, 2006 14:54:27 GMT -5
Great Story Fly and A! I really enjoyed it!!
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Post by FlyIntoOblivion on Sept 2, 2006 14:54:46 GMT -5
Thanks GP!
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Post by DG on Sept 2, 2006 18:02:35 GMT -5
Alright.. I see many people are coming online.. Let's start posting!
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