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Post by FlyIntoOblivion on Dec 13, 2006 22:51:16 GMT -5
Night Lila!
Of course, Nancy!
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Post by ndavis021410 on Dec 13, 2006 22:51:29 GMT -5
Night everyone. Catch ya later!!! Goodnight hun, have a good one, will chat laters....nice seeing ya again   |
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Post by nlt on Dec 13, 2006 22:51:53 GMT -5
Nancy...pants...most people don't lose their PANTS. Where were you when you lost them? Not in public, I hope... ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D I'm sayin'! |
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Post by rachael on Dec 13, 2006 22:52:29 GMT -5
Night LIL~sweet dreams! catch ya on the flip!
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Post by ndavis021410 on Dec 13, 2006 22:52:41 GMT -5
Ummmm....Nope, I DON'T think I've ever lost em in public, have I Monster?...I'd remember that one wouldn't I?...
Ok, here's the PM Fly sends me...and yes, it cheered me up, your a doll.....
PET RULES
To be posted VERY LOW on the refrigerator door - nose height.
Dear Dogs and Cats,
The dishes with the paw print are yours and contain your food. The other dishes are mine and contain my food. Please note, placing a paw print in the middle of my plate and food does not stake a claim for it becoming your food and dish, nor do I find that aesthetically pleasing in the slightest.
The stairway was not designed by NASCAR and is not a racetrack. Beating me to the bottom is not the object. Tripping me doesn't help because I fall faster than you can run.
I cannot buy anything bigger than a king sized bed. I am very sorry about this. Do not think I will continue sleeping on the couch to ensure your comfort. Dogs and cats can actually curl up in a ball when they sleep. It is not necessary to sleep perpendicular to each other stretched out to the fullest extent possible. I also know that sticking tails straight out and having tongues hanging out the other end to maximize space is nothing but sarcasm.
For the last time, there is not a secret exit from the bathroom. If by some miracle I beat you there and manage to get the door shut, it is not necessary to claw, whine, meow, try to turn the knob or get your paw under the edge and try to pull the door open. I must exit through the same door I entered. Also, I have been using the bathroom for years -- canine or feline attendance is not required.
The proper order is kiss me, then go smell the other dog or cat's butt. I cannot stress this enough!
To pacify you, my dear pets, I have posted the following message on our front door:
To All Non-Pet Owners Who Visit & Like to Complain About Our Pets:
1. They live here. You don't.
2. If you don't want their hair on your clothes, stay off the furniture. (That's why they call it "fur"niture.)
3. I like my pets a lot better than I like most people.
4. To you, it's an animal. To me, he/she is an adopted son/daughter who is short, hairy, walks on all fours and doesn't speak clearly.
Remember: In many ways, dogs and cats are better than kids because they:
1. Eat less
2. Don't ask for money all the time
3 Are easier to train
4. Normally come when called
5. Never ask to drive the car
6. Don't hang out with drug-using friends
7. Don't smoke or drink
8. Don't have to buy the latest fashions
9. Don't want to wear your clothes
10. Don't need a "gazillion" dollars for college.
And finally,
11. If they get pregnant, you can sell their children
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Post by HY on Dec 13, 2006 22:53:22 GMT -5
Hey Nancy! Never got a chance to congratulate you on  |
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Post by ndavis021410 on Dec 13, 2006 22:53:25 GMT -5
Nancy...pants...most people don't lose their PANTS. Where were you when you lost them? Not in public, I hope... ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D I'm sayin'! If I knew that everyday.....I wouldn't be loosing them now would I?....  |
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Post by Cheza on Dec 13, 2006 22:53:39 GMT -5
Boy, I'd like to know someone who looks like either Marty or Bobby!  ugh, I can't look at my BIL for too long striaght in the face. ;D The produce guy, double takes when he is around. ;D I thought I saw Dino the other day while shopping. Double take there too, Just need to find Billy.  Remember I've got a student who reminds me of Billy...not exact...but dang...it's distracting! |
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Post by cfbj01 on Dec 13, 2006 22:53:41 GMT -5
Hi everyone - was trying to type and my son was talking to me and I got logged out.
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Post by rachael on Dec 13, 2006 22:53:44 GMT -5
Hehehe! You're so pretty Nancy. Hey Isa, did you ever find out if you are able to get the WGN Morning show? nlt, I don't think so. but I am dvring all the news shows for that day. I will be in San Antonio, so i won't see it first hand. do you get to see it? |
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Post by ndavis021410 on Dec 13, 2006 22:53:52 GMT -5
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Post by rachael on Dec 13, 2006 22:55:23 GMT -5
too funny fly~
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Post by FlyIntoOblivion on Dec 13, 2006 22:55:28 GMT -5
Its bad to like two drummers, right? There has to be a law or something...
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Post by FlyIntoOblivion on Dec 13, 2006 22:55:58 GMT -5
My parents sent it to me a few weeks ago. |
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Post by rachael on Dec 13, 2006 22:56:02 GMT -5
ugh, I can't look at my BIL for too long striaght in the face. ;D The produce guy, double takes when he is around. ;D I thought I saw Dino the other day while shopping. Double take there too, Just need to find Billy. Remember I've got a student who reminds me of Billy...not exact...but dang...it's distracting!  that would be.  hello cheza |
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Post by ndavis021410 on Dec 13, 2006 22:56:05 GMT -5
Hi everyone - was trying to type and my son was talking to me and I got logged out. Well, glad you made it back in hun, welcome BACK to the asylum.... |
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Post by Cheza on Dec 13, 2006 22:56:30 GMT -5
You want to see my poor tortured dog giving me the "why me?" look? Doesn't she just look really disgusted and sad? Cosette would KILL ME. I bought a Santa suit for a dog the other year...the cats said, "Umm....I don't think so!"...when I came home with it. |
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Post by rachael on Dec 13, 2006 22:56:42 GMT -5
Hi everyone - was trying to type and my son was talking to me and I got logged out. happens or internet fails, or changing over from bike to treadmill or vice versa.  |
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Post by HY on Dec 13, 2006 22:56:49 GMT -5
The stairway was not designed by NASCAR and is not a racetrack. Beating me to the bottom is not the object. Tripping me doesn't help because I fall faster than you can run.
Fly, that so reminds me of my cat! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
I don't know how many times she has waited until I've started downstairs and then runs ahead of me and STOPS!
;D ;D ;D ;D
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Post by FlyIntoOblivion on Dec 13, 2006 22:56:58 GMT -5
Hi everyone - was trying to type and my son was talking to me and I got logged out. Well, glad you made it back in hun, welcome BACK to the asylum....  More like :asylum: |
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