Aussie fans.....thread #3

[peekaboo]

Hey Hel

I love all the banners you have made up, especially the last one.

You know that we will really have to make one up don't ya? I can just see us on the corner at Flinders Street Station (den/chk/intgals - this is a very busy intersection in Melbourne) with our big ass banner....

Us gals have been very patient
For a good old hammering down under
We are on a mission, so watch out Ted
You're not going to steal our Thunder!!!!

Do you think we would get some strange looks or what?

OMG - those pups are so cute. Are you sure you don't want to keep them? There are four of them and you could name them after each of the LH?? Just not sure who the hairless one can be though!

lmao
peeks

BTW Lizzie - hold the dead horse mate on that sausage roll - it is self-saucing remember??....... Lmfao

[sozl]

You go with the banner girls! Hilarious. And good strategy distracting Ted, chk. But I gotta say that I think we will have less competition at any meet'ngreet downunder. Cause it'll be mostly us being the rabid fans.

[dlh]

Hi all fellow AST LH OZ Tour committee members.

Band Relocation Committee:
I just wanted to bring you all up to speed on
some of our options. It looks like most of you have
shown interest in our "borrowing" the LH Green Tour
Bus for the OZ tour. That is good because I haven't
had much luck with getting our own tour bus.
Looking at our budget for the tour, after we pay
for the paint supplies for the logo, the banners, the scarves,
the duct tape for Ted, the cases of chards, beer and
other necessities, this is all that I could come up with
for our own tour bus.


Also, I've been looking for various locations that we
can "store" Ted. This place was the cheepest I could
find so far and is within our budget we have allowed
for Ted Relocation. Since we did not have the
cost of Ted's relocation in the original budget, I'm
willing to give up one of my cases of beer, plus I will
supply the duct tape.


For our next meeting we still need to discuss, who is
going to be driving the LH Green Bus for the OZ tour,
will there be enough room on the LH Green Bus or do
we need to continue looking for a larger bus. Be sure to
bring any questions and suggestions you may have to
the next meeting.

AST Band Greeting/Entertainment Committee:

I have received numerous requests to join the Band Greeting/Entertainment Committee.
It appears that this will be our most popular committee
when we finally hear the OZ tour dates and really
get started.
All those interested in joining will have to get in
contact with Helen, Ingt, Lizzie or Peeks for
registration information.


Helen is head of all of the AST committees so she will
have final authority over the committees and
memberships. There have been many great
suggestions for the banners and display locations. We have had a great start so far.


AST Committee work sure makes you thirsty.
I'm going to head over to MBDU.
Meet you all over there.

*clunk* *clunk*

Den

[peekaboo]

Do we know how to get organised OR WHAT!!

Hey Sozl - yep we will be the most rabid fans I think LH have ever come across. They won't know what hit them, literally. Only hope they come out here when the weather is still warm, although our winters aren't that harsh so it's all cool. Just want them here soon!

Hey Den - I will put my hand up for the following: chauffeur/sanitation officer/food & beverage attendant/laundry lady/nutritionist/official LH/AST Committee Liaison Officer ;D/party animal/stalker/kidnapper/photographer/groupie/ted basher/tour guide/groper/yoga instructor....I think that should about cover it....

Love that shot of the outback - lots of lovely Trees....Ted should feel right at home then out in the wild! Get the deadly snakes onto him and the creepy crawlies, and maybe a kangaroo or two!

See you all over the MBDU!!

laters, peeks......

[chk]

HEY WHICH ONE OF YOU CRAZY KIWIS DID I JUST HEAR ON THE RADIO!!??!! GONNA TALK TO MARTY?! OMG!

whoooo hoooo

[kiteroad]

8-)here's an idea for the toilet in the outback....

[kiteroad]

i see the pic didn't come up....

[aussie]

Morning All

Peeks you are right about the self saucing sausage roll.....silly me....so I've chucked out the bottle of dead orse mate!!

Hel, love the cute little puppies!! Love the wording for the banners........here's a romantic one for Marty.

Beaches, babes and heaps of booze
Take all of us, or pick and choose
We're ready to rock and definitely roll
You own our hearts, our minds and soul

or Peeks how about

Marty babe get over here
Jump in the spa - take off your gear
It's gunna be one wild ride
With Peeks and Lizzie by your side

Got an e-mail from Ing, she's alive and kicking and hopes to give the Bar a good polishing later this evening. She must have heard our Coooooeeeees!!!

Den, great Out Back shots mate.....you really are a true blue Aussie! Well done on all that planning. We are in safe hands.

Have a good one

Lizzie xxxxxxxxxxxxx

[chk]

wow, these keep getting better. Hope you all listened to Palari on the radio with marty. LMAO when she asked him to describe what he was wearing --and then said "which black pants?"

[peekaboo]

Hey chk, den, lizzie, morning to everyone

Have just been over at lh.com reading up on the radio interview with Marty and Palari.

Need to pop out soon but just wanted to say that I think it is awesome that so many hammerchicks got to participate - I would have been too nervous to do it myself......

Bloody awesome effort. Need to hear the interview now. Can't wait.

Hey Lizzie - love the banner you made up just for you and me. LOVE IT!!!! Yeah baby!!!!!! You always make me laugh so hard!!

Will chat to you all later. Love ya all, Peeks

[dlh]

Hi bronte,
Sorry to hear about your hubby not wanting to hear
the LHs in the car. It may be time for you to get an
mp3 player or ipod.

Helen, the puppies were soooooooooooo cute.
Aaaawe....how sweet is that. I'm watching my son
Christopher's two dogs this week while they go to
Vegas with some friends. That reminds me...maybe we
should all try the lottery ticket thing again. They are
going to have Hammerfest 2006 in Chicago and
wouldn't it be so awesome if we could afford for all of
you fly over here for it...woohoo!!!.


Hi Lizzie and Peeks,

I need help with this weeks Aussie Lingo lesson.

1) woop woop
2) black stump or stamp



She's probably gone woop woop via the black stump with Marty.......

and

I keep telling her she'll never find Marty out by the
black stamp via woop woop.


This one is Lizzie's.

What is a didgerydooie?

Is that the same as a thingamajig, a doomahootchy or
a whatchamacallit?


Better pass me that didgerydooie thing Peeks,
and I'll give it a huge blow - might wake her up!!


All of this studying has made me hungry.
I'm in the mood for some of Lizzie's famous snags
hot off of the barbie. Does the new MBDU have a grill?
That sounds so good right now. We definitely need to
have at least a portable grill for the LH OZ Tour Bus.

Peeks, I think we need to start a list of supplies we will
need for the AST convention and LH OZ tour. I'll need
to know how much duct tape to bring with me to OZ for
Ted. Duct tape has so many other uses so I want to
have plenty in case we need it.

BTW, I found some guys that said that they would be
happy to help us with "relocating" Ted...just let them
know the place and time...well, as long as it wasn't
during a game.


See you all over at MBDU...goin' to have some of
Lizzie's snags...yum!!!!

*chink* *chink*
Den

[dlh]

chk said:

wow, these keep getting better. Hope you all listened to Palari on the radio with marty. LMAO when she asked him to describe what he was wearing --and then said "which black pants?"

Palari rocked!! It was a great interview.
It sounds as if we really need to get them famous
over here in the states before they will be venturing
out in the world. We need a hit....a Trees video made
and released soon would really help.


Can't wait to see what they have up their sleeves
once the INXS tour ends this month.



Den

[peekaboo]

Hey there ladies

OMG - I just heard the radio interview with Marty.

Hey Palari - you were so awesome girl. Really. I don't think he's gonna forget you in a hurry.

What a great interview - I think Marty really enjoyed it but what's with the "hot kiwi monkey love" comment???

Hey Den - hope this helps:

woop woop
noun:- a unidentifiable (mythical?) place inland a long, long way away and far from civilization.

black stump
(beyond the) : a long way away, the back of nowhere

didjeridoo, didgeridoo
noun:- An Australian Aboriginal musical instrument made from a hollow log. It is used in Corroborees, religious ceremonies, and thus has great spiritual significance.
Traditionally a man (never a woman!) would walk in the bush asking for the spirits to point out "the tree" to use. The hollow log or limb is then treated with hot coals to clean out the hollow, and decorated with appropriate designs.

Playing a Didjeridoo is difficult, requiring a combination of vibrations from very loose lips, vocal sound to imitate birds and animals, and circular breathing, blowing and breathing at the same time, for continuous sound.

Ok - aussie lingo lesson over....

Yes, please bring the duct tape - I can think of quite a few uses for it. Better bring all you got (just in case!!). I would hate to run out.

Hey Den - I think the Hammerfest 2006 will be awesome. I am so there if they organise this. I have already told hubby we're going. I am not a huge fan of air travel but for Marty I will do just about anything. Hubby has got another name for the Hammerfest - starts with an "F" ends in a "K". Watch out Marty - Hammer-F-Fest is coming atchya!!!!!

Hey Lizzie - Love these....

Beaches, babes and heaps of booze
Take all of us, or pick and choose
We're ready to rock and definitely roll
You own our hearts, our minds and soul

PICK ME & LIZZIE, PICK ME & LIZZIE!!!!

Marty babe get over here
Jump in the spa - take off your gear
It's gunna be one wild ride
With Peeks and Lizzie by your side

[glow=red,2,300]THUDD D D D D D D [/glow]

Hey Ing - Might see ya around tonight - coming to the F-Fest....I mean Hammerfest 2006???

Laters girls...peeks

[aussie]

Hi Ya All

Back again after a few hours of shopping.

Den - love The Blues photo - bunch of bloody spunks eh?? Now the Aussie lingo -

A Didgerydoo is an Aboriginal musical instrument. It's basically a hollowed out branch which makes a drooning sound when you blow into it. Very very Aussie sound.

Gone woop woop via the black stump means basically going out back in Australia - and going so far you may never return. Crikey mate hope that's cleared it up for you. We'll make an Aussie of you yet, and I buy a lottery ticket every week for our Aussie exit over to Marty, but so far I haven't won a bloody cent!! Not a cracker!!
I'll chuck some snags on the barbie later and we'll rip the tops off a few cans and chat about our AST plans eh?

Peeks - so glad you liked the Peeks and Lizzie Banner - I tried to keep it squeaky clean *chink*. Here's another one:

Marty we so love you - we tremble in anticipation
When you step on Aussie soil you'll be a huge sensation
We're hot to trot you gothic God so get here when you can
And please wear THOSE white pants - you gorgeous sexy man!

Think he'll get the message that we love him Peeks? *Massive chink* mate.

Copulater

Lizzie xxxxxxxxxxx

[aussie]

Jeez Peeks - ya beat me to it matie. Now poor Den has two lessons in our lingo to read through. Well done - you've explained it so muchest betterer than Lizzie did. Noice, very noice!!

Love ya

Lizzie xx

[dlh]

peekaboo said:

Hey Den - hope this helps:

woop woop
noun:- a unidentifiable (mythical?) place inland a long, long way away and far from civilization.

black stump
(beyond the) : a long way away, the back of nowhere

didjeridoo, didgeridoo
noun:- An Australian Aboriginal musical instrument made from a hollow log. It is used in Corroborees, religious ceremonies, and thus has great spiritual significance.
Traditionally a man (never a woman!) would walk in the bush asking for the spirits to point out "the tree" to use. The hollow log or limb is then treated with hot coals to clean out the hollow, and decorated with appropriate designs.

Playing a Didjeridoo is difficult, requiring a combination of vibrations from very loose lips, vocal sound to imitate birds and animals, and circular breathing, blowing and breathing at the same time, for continuous sound.

Ok?....This can't be Peeks talking...
Who is this talking?....
...Come on...no, really...Who logged on and said that they were Peeks?

Coooooweeeeeee!!!! Peeks!!!!!....Somebody is logged on using your name!!!.

..Cooooooweeeeee!!!!

[peekaboo]

Hey Lizzie

Yep - I bet ya to it.

The only reason my explanation sounds good is cause I got my wording from a website for Aussie slang. I tried to explain the meanings in my own words but I was dribbling too much sh*t. You know I do that a lot.

I love your new banner. It's so bloody fantastic. I think our gorgeous goth would definately get the message with that one. Loved the reference to the white pants.....yowza, yowza, yowza.....thud, thud, thud!!!

love ya
dani
xxxxxxxxx

[peekaboo]

dlh said:

peekaboo said:

Hey Den - hope this helps:

woop woop
noun:- a unidentifiable (mythical?) place inland a long, long way away and far from civilization.

black stump
(beyond the) : a long way away, the back of nowhere

didjeridoo, didgeridoo
noun:- An Australian Aboriginal musical instrument made from a hollow log. It is used in Corroborees, religious ceremonies, and thus has great spiritual significance.
Traditionally a man (never a woman!) would walk in the bush asking for the spirits to point out "the tree" to use. The hollow log or limb is then treated with hot coals to clean out the hollow, and decorated with appropriate designs.

Playing a Didjeridoo is difficult, requiring a combination of vibrations from very loose lips, vocal sound to imitate birds and animals, and circular breathing, blowing and breathing at the same time, for continuous sound.

Ok?....This can't be Peeks talking...
Who is this talking?....
...Come on...no, really...Who logged on and said that they were Peeks?

Coooooweeeeeee!!!! Peeks!!!!!....Somebody is logged on using your name!!!.

..Cooooooweeeeee!!!!

You bloody little toe rag.....lmao

It's me Den - you're buddy Peeks - really - no bull!!!

I can talk intellectualised you know - I'm not kidding ya.

You ask me a question and I will answer it very knowledgeably and cleverly....go on.....

[aussiefan]

Hey dudes,

Sooo sick today, it is now 4.40 pm and the only time I have been out of bed was to feed the ponies this morning. Gotta work nightshift tonight so had better get myself together.

OK, my banner ideas SUCK compared to all you lot!! I have never been the creative type!!

When is Hammerfest in Chicago, I wanna start saving my pennies or sell a couple of ponies and be there..

It would be so awesome

OK, gotta go throw up, back soon

Hel

[peekaboo]

Hey Den - Still waiting for my question to blow you away with my vast collection of intelligent brain cells....

Hey Hel - you poor thing - can't you call in sick or something? Hey Hammerfest sounds cool hey? Wonder when it is. Probably june/july maybe. Does anyone know??

Hey Lizzie - did you catch my message on the flip side??