The Official Marty Casey Awards Show

[Trees]

"Speech, Speech" My0bsess10n

[Trees]

"Speech" "Speech" Nancy





There has to be a re-write of this book anyway

Maybe Dino would like to say a few words here too

[keysunset]

chk said:

THE GOLDEN TROUSER AWARD
(a special fangirl trophy)

is awarded to PALARI for asking the one queston on every fangirl's mind: "Mahty, what are you wearing?"
and for following it up with the meaningful "which black pants?"

Honorable Mention to My Obsess10n for starting the White Pants Chix Club

YES, Palari definitely earned this award! That was so so cute, "which black pants" OH my goodness, now this man knows his fans keep track of his clothes!

[Mad For Martay]

chk said:

The Scarlet Ribbon for Blushing

goes to

The White Pants Chix Club
for not only making each other blush, but for turning a little red themselves when realizing a certain Lead Singer knows all about them.....

Oh cool an award for the club!!!!Come on over we'll make you blush too

[chk]

Best Rock Star in Supporting Role


awarded to D2K for his amazing work in the breakout hit:Nancy Gets Her Hug

We love ya, Dino!

[soveryspecial]

dramagirl said:

This took some research..

Best parody of JD..Tookskye for JD's plot..

tookskye said:

Deer Julianah, parts one and tuo of plan dun. Tyme for u to start assinmint ellebben...git rid of all negtive stuf abowt me. Includ picters, storys, and all other stuf. Whin don wil giv u assinmint fortyteen... JD, who won!"

i had not seen this be4... i laughed so hard tears streamed down my face ... its a classic !! my you guys are creative

[gingerpyle]

Jodieca (aka OJ-odie) [glow=red,2,300]Best Action Thriller [/glow]for leaving work (and almost not going back that day!) while in hot pursuit of the green tour bus while other fans were in communication via cell phones and this website. Absolutely riveting coverage of a live event!


also, in other categories: Best autograph comment (about her hot ass) ;D

Best "couple" picture with Marty (in NC?)

Best impromptu picture with the band on the bus (after said chase)

Best cross-country stalking (5 or 6 venues Jodie?)

[gingerpyle]

An award goes to Rockbeast for

Best personal gift to Marty...

The Marty dogtag

(Marty said something like: This is for me? and lit up)

[gingerpyle]

The super-huge, 6 ft and very heavy (encrusted with jewels and gold) Lovehammersfans trophy

goes to our courageous and highly creative .org website designers, managers and gurus for the inspiration and technical help here plus the

absolutely fabulous links to interviews, articles and streaming audio and video which keeps us coming back!

YAY!!!



(Hope you have room for it!)

[chk]

GP, that is a great award. Cindy and Amy completely deserve it.
I think the Lovehammerfans trophy should be 6'2' tall. no?

[chk]

The Milton Berle Gong for Bad Jokes

goes to Peeks and chk for a series of horrible knock-knock jokes that all started with the question, "Marty who?"

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Dino.
Dino who?
Di'no where I can find Marty?

Knock Knock
who's there?
Hammer.
Hammer who?
Ham-mercha want me to stop telling knock-knock jokes?

Knock Knock
Who's There?
Billy
Billy who?
Bil-ly Me, this is the last one!

[chk]

The Shakespeare Trophy for Poetry

is awarded to Jet and chk for their stirring contributions, Odes on an Aussie Bar

The Bar Down Under (by chk)

Once upon a time
there was a man named Marty,
Who asked his best friends,
“Where’s the best place to party?”

Dino just shrugged,
Bobby shook his head
But Billy the guitar god
Got it right when he said,

“I hear there’s a bar
way, way, way Down Under
where the chicks are hot
and the music thunders.”

Marty said, “That’s cool!
Will they let me dance?
Replied Dino, “Yeah, dude,
If you’re wearing white pants!”


The Bar Down Under II (by Jet)

Marty Rockstar, Rockstar Marty
Here’s your invite to the Ausgals party

Come Down Under, its not too far
Come join us at our well stocked bar

The only dress code we require
Is your shirtless chest for all to admire

On the Hills Hoist you can spin
While we watch with drooling grins

Or in the spa we can play for hours
We promise Peeks won’t hide the towels *wink*

Most of us a little older
Only makes us all the bolder

To ask you please to come our way
And see how hard the Ausgals play

You see, we all suffer the same affliction
The white pants, eyef@*k, crack addiction

[chk]

The You Know Youv'e Been at Marty's Bar Down Under Too Long When This Happens Award

goes to the Aussie fans for these and other (unrepeatable) Lovehammer Limericks

There once was a rocker named Dino
Who was a bass player supreme-o
He saved his small pug
Gave fans big bear hugs
And caused chat rooms to steam-o.


There was a golden boy called Billy
Who caused all his fans to act silly
He plucked and he strummed
He sang and he hummed
And he married a pretty young filly.

There once was a Greek god of thunder
Who left all in shock and wonder
Young girls got all sobby
When they saw their Bobby
And tore his T-shirt asunder.

[chk]

The Animal Instinct Award for True Fandom

(for best tribute to Marty Casey by a fangirl)

to Helen (aussiefan) for naming her new ponies
Glenene Casey (Trees)
and Glenene Epic

[DG]

The Award for best hammer hubby apparently goes to Mr. Doc for patiently putting up w/ all the Vegas girls and calmly taking pictures.

[DG]

She's been nominated 50 bazillion times, but Shy for best combination of addictions

shymcfan said:

Happy 10k, DG! (Be patient and watch)

Primo Extraterrestrial Fangirl!

[aussiefan]

Hey chk,

THANK YOU very much for my Marty Award.
I accept it with much appreciation!!
Epic is the one on the left and Trees is the bigger girl on the right, both coming along very well!

Cheers, Hel ;D

[aussiefan]

Hey DG,

Are you a Stargate fan also?

Hel.

[DG]

aussiefan said:

Hey DG,

Are you a Stargate fan also?

Hel.

Oh yeah!

[gdm3]

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