Vicki
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Post by Vicki on Dec 20, 2005 14:15:25 GMT -5
I wonder if my hubby would notice if I started sleeping with one of those!
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Post by typodi on Dec 22, 2005 17:25:03 GMT -5
I've gotten 6,350,233 PMs wanting to know what happened when You-Know-Who showed up at the Marty Party.
So here's the scoop.
Everybody was in full party mode. The Metro show was over and everyone was in high spirits.
It started when Brodav went back to trans-gendering on the Rockstar stage. He/she was whirling like a dervish, trying to hang upside down like Marty, and the Rockstar stage started expanding and contracting. FULL SIZE - doll size - FULL SIZE - doll size.
All of a sudden during a FULL SIZE revolution, JD Fortune walked off the stage and into the room. There was a sudden silence as jaws slackened and eyeballs popped. As everyone watched, JD and Marty did some complicated musician high-five thingy that ended in a hug. The fangirls were cautious but polite as Marty made introductions. JD acted like a puppy at a pound that was trying all his tricks to convince someone to take him home.
I turned to Miggy who had just bit into a cookie. He was turning purple and trying to suck air into his windpipe. With his red tunic and green-belled cap, this was not a pretty sight, so I got behind him and gave him the sharpish hug recommended in just such a situation. The piece of cookie flew across the room and he drew in a long breath.
"Miggy," I said in a sotto voice, "What's going on?"
The explanation, which sailed over the blonde locks on this head, involved time/space continuum and residual magic that intermingled when the JD doll was created in the High Tech and Magic corridor. The forces created by Brodav were such that the real JD had been exchanged with the JD doll.
We did our best to include him in the festivities and actually it was all going quite well until the sing-a-long. Everyone was outside. The snow angels sparkled with confetti and the night sky was abright with twinkling stars.
Then someone suggested "The Twelve Days of Christmas" and JD said it would be his pleasure to sing it for us as a thank you for including him in our party.
Despite some Elvis thrust and parries, he was doing an admirable job until he reached the part about "eight maids a-milking." It fell apart. His idea of milking maids had nothing to do with the lyrics of the old song and his hand gestures left nothing to the imagination.
He slapped Beachgirl on the backside roguishly and Dinno went berserk. He muttered something about JD singing and dancing on the top of a volcano and pulled up his leggings and marched toward JD in a manly fashion.
Before he could get there, the fangirls started pelting JD with snowballs and Radioclash yelled "Go stuff a turkey." I suggested stale dough-nuts as well. I have a feeling that JD is willing to stuff anything that holds still long enough.
Bobby had pushed Dramagirl behind him. "I won't let him get near you." I heard him tell her. Then there were some kissing noises of appreciation.
Dino was holding a sobbing Suzjor and Ayesa86 was patting her on the back and whispering words of comfort to her. Then the three embraced in a mini group hug.
Franny2 was whispering to Marty. He nodded, grabbed Miggy by the hand and the two raced off. In barely seconds they were back like cowboys on broncos.
They came charging in on reindeer, brandishing laser swords and magic wands. As Miggy herded JD with the laser sword, Marty waved the magic wand. With a muffled "pop", JD disappeared. Marty jumped off his reindeer and bent down. He stood up holding the JD doll in his hands.
"He can't hurt you now, ladies." He handed the doll back to Miggy and Miggy did some complicated elf thingy that returned the doll back to the Rockstar stage. The fangirls thanked Marty for his rescue in their pretty fashion as Miggy lead the reindeer away.
So there, now you know all the sordid details of the JD appearance at the North Pole. Inquiring minds can sleep easy tonight.
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Post by radioclash on Dec 22, 2005 19:33:13 GMT -5
Before he could get there, the fangirls started pelting JD with snowballs and Radioclash yelled "Go stuff a turkey." I suggested stale dough-nuts as well. I have a feeling that JD is willing to stuff anything that holds still long enough.  That's a ChrisHanZa memory that will always warm my heart! |
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Post by DG on Dec 22, 2005 20:14:47 GMT -5
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Post by typodi on Dec 22, 2005 20:17:53 GMT -5
typodi looks furtively left and right.
"Pssst, Bobby, over here. Have I got a story to tell you."
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Post by DG on Dec 22, 2005 20:20:01 GMT -5
Of course, since Marty and I are now "friendly," I don't know if Bobby will still be interested.
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Post by typodi on Dec 22, 2005 20:21:41 GMT -5
Well maybe Bobby will send you an even better tie. More personally autographed. *wink, wink* That sounds like a wonderful present though.
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Post by DG on Dec 22, 2005 20:26:02 GMT -5
I can only hope.....  but he laughed at Marty signing my t-- |
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lalalaamz
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Post by lalalaamz on Dec 22, 2005 20:32:13 GMT -5
Well maybe Bobby will send you an even better tie. More personally autographed. *wink, wink* That sounds like a wonderful present though. More personally autographed. How so? |
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lalalaamz
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Post by lalalaamz on Dec 22, 2005 20:34:11 GMT -5
All I want for Christmas is Marty to jump out of a cake wearing nothing but his red tie.
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Post by typodi on Dec 22, 2005 20:36:40 GMT -5
Hmmmm.... thinking......
DG
Fading
memories
never
erase
a
magical
kiss!
Bobby
I think we got enough room on a tie for that.
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Post by DG on Dec 22, 2005 20:38:43 GMT -5
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lalalaamz
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Post by lalalaamz on Dec 22, 2005 20:39:51 GMT -5
Hmmmm.... thinking...... DG Fading memories never erase a magical kiss! Bobby I think we got enough room on a tie for that. thats beautiful, typodi |
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Post by typodi on Dec 22, 2005 20:42:07 GMT -5
Thanks lala - you made me stop and think - that's for sure.
Don't forget DG - we're all up for best performance by an assemble cast!
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lalalaamz
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Post by lalalaamz on Dec 22, 2005 20:46:11 GMT -5
Thanks lala - you made me stop and think - that's for sure. Don't forget DG - we're all up for best performance by an assemble cast! It's a great thought isn't it, typodi. |
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Post by beachgirl on Dec 22, 2005 20:50:43 GMT -5
Gee, guess I was in the wrong place at the wrong time. Slapped on the backside by JD indeed.
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Post by DG on Dec 22, 2005 21:46:24 GMT -5
Gee, guess I was in the wrong place at the wrong time. Slapped on the backside by JD indeed. Sorry Beachgirl. I was going to save you, but well Bobby was there and well... |
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Post by typodi on Dec 23, 2005 0:02:01 GMT -5
Gee, guess I was in the wrong place at the wrong time. Slapped on the backside by JD indeed. But look at the bright side. Has anyone had the champion like you? I think not. Don't forget that Dinno charged to the rescue and then blew major raspberries at JD and as Bilbob explained to me that's like dropping the F-bomb here. In fact, if you were an elf, I think Dinno would be knocking on the door of your gingerbread house with an armful of flowers. |
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Post by typodi on Dec 23, 2005 13:01:51 GMT -5
Ayesa86 Miggy is happy about your return. Sent elven kiss your way.
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Post by Ayesa86 on Dec 23, 2005 13:03:01 GMT -5
^^Awwww
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