|
|
Post by redjasper on Jul 24, 2007 15:12:34 GMT -5
My alter-ego is a gritty, never-give-up detective. If I dug around in the asylum would I find evidence of the infamouse ME??  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D Somewhere yes. I'm looking right now. I can't remember how far back this was. It would be in some of the older threads. So many asylum rooms.... so little time...   |
|
|
|
Post by grumpypirate on Jul 24, 2007 15:13:16 GMT -5
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D Larry: Barbara Manatee (Manatee, Manatee) You are the one for me (one for me, one for me) Sent from up above (up above, up above) You are the one I love (I love, I love, I love) Bill: "Please don't cry Bar-ba-ra, Your a nice Manatee, You've been so good to me But i must go into the world and do noble things for the good of all And you cant come because you don't speak Frrrench. Au revoir" Barbara: But if you leave Bill Who will take me to the ball? Whose going take me to the ball, Bill? I have a new dress and shoes A new manatee lipstick Who will take me to the ball? Larry: I'll take you to the ball Barbara Manatee! Barbara: Please don't go Bill: I must Barbara: don't go! Bill: I must! Barbara: don't!! Bill: Must!! Barbara: don't don't!!!! Bill: Must must!!!! Larry: Barbara Manatee (Manatee, Manatee) You are the one for me (one for me, one for me) Sent from up above (a manatee from heaven) You are the one i love Barbara Manatee (Manatee, Manatee) I'll be your mon amie (mon amie, mon amie) I'll take you to the ball(to the ball, to the ball) I hope your not to tall (they might have trouble dancing) Barbara: Bill, I've learned French Bill: You have? Barbara: Mais, oui. Je suis Manatee. See? Bill: Oui, oui mon amie I always knew you could I really hoped you would Now can we go into the world and do noble things for the good of all?" Barbara: Yes, but first, will you take me to the ball? Oh, Bill, will you take me to the ball? Bill: ...I cant dance Barbara: You cant!? Bill: No Barbara: I must go Bill: Please don't go Barbara: I must Bill: don't go! Barbara: I must! Bill: don't!! Barbara: Must!! Bill: don't don't!!!! Barbara: Must must!!!! Larry: Barbara Mantee (Manatee, Manatee) You are the one... [ DOOR OPENS ] Bob: Larry...what are you doing? Larry: Just watchin' a little TV...Bob Bob: Well....maybe you should read a book Larry: Yeah, ok Narrator: THIS HAS BEEN SILLY SONGS WITH LARRY. TUNE IN NEXT TIME TO HEAR BILL SAY Bill: "Oh Bar-ba-ra, ive learned to dance" Barbara: "Oh, Bill!"  This is priceless!!!!!! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D Where did this come from? You are brilliant with the manatee edits (because there's just no way there's a song like this out there)  ;D It's a Veggie Tales song!!!! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D |
|
|
|
Post by grumpypirate on Jul 24, 2007 15:14:04 GMT -5
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D Somewhere yes. I'm looking right now. I can't remember how far back this was. It would be in some of the older threads. So many asylum rooms.... so little time... I know!!!! So many!!!  |
|
|
|
Post by grumpypirate on Jul 24, 2007 15:14:32 GMT -5
Narrator: "Joining Larry are Pa Grape and Mr. Lunt, who together make up the infamous gang of scalliwags, the Pirates Who Don't Do Anything!"
Larry, Pa, Mr. Lunt: "We are the Pirates Who Don't Do Anything! We just stay home and lie around. And if you ask us to do anything, we'll just tell you ..."
Larry: "We don't do anything!"
Pa: "Well, I've never been Greenland and I've never been to Denver, and I've never buried treasure in St. Louis or St. Paul, and I've never been to Moscow and I've never been to Tampa, and I've never been to Boston in the fall."
All: "'Cuz we're the Pirates Who Don't Do Anything! We just stay home and lie around. And if you ask us to do anything, we'll just tell you ..."
Mr. Lunt: "We don't do anything. And I never hoist the mainstay and I never swab the poop deck, and I never veer to starboard 'cuz I never sail at all, and I've never walked the gang plank and I've never owned a parrot, and I've never been to Boston in the fall."
All: "'Cuz we're the Pirates Who Don't Do Anything! We just stay at home and lie around. And if you ask us to do anything, we'll just tell you ... We don't do anything!"
Larry: "Well, I've never plucked a rooster and I'm not too good at ping-pong, and I've never thrown my mashed potatoes up against the wall, and I've never kissed a chipmunk and I've never gotten head lice, and I've never been to Boston in the fall!"
Pa: "Huh? What are you talking about? What's a rooster and mashed potatoes have to do with being a pirate??"
Mr. Lunt: "Hey, that's right! We're supposed to sing about pirate-y things!"
Larry: "Oh ..."
Pa: "And who ever kissed a chipmunk? That's just nonsense! Why even bring it up? Am I right? What do you think?"
Mr. Lunt: "I think you look like Cap'n Crunch!"
Pa: "Huh? No I don't!"
Mr. Lunt: "Do too."
Pa: "Do not!"
Mr. Lunt: "You're making me hungry."
Pa: "That's it, you're walkin' the plank!"
Mr. Lunt: "Says who?"
Pa: "Says the captain, that's who!"
Mr. Lunt: "Oh, yeah? Aye aye, Cap'n Crunch!"
Larry: "And I've never licked a spark plug and I've never sniffed a stink bug, and I've never painted daisies on a big red rubber ball, and I've never bathed in yogurt and I don't look good in leggings ..."
Pa: "You just don't get it!"
All: "And we've never been to Boston in the fall!"
Pa: "Pass the chips!
|
|
|
|
Post by redjasper on Jul 24, 2007 15:14:53 GMT -5
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D Wow...eatting 6 mini twixis makes GP feel HAPPY!!!! ;D ;D Woohoo!! It was a half-pound of strawberry licorice swirls for me yesterday!! I got nuthin' today. Unless I go shopping.  |
|
|
|
Post by redjasper on Jul 24, 2007 15:16:03 GMT -5
Veggie Tales??? What the??? I'm confused....  |
|
|
|
Post by redjasper on Jul 24, 2007 15:17:14 GMT -5
How come is it each time I eat chocolate my internet doesn't like me? It's just not roight.  |
|
|
|
Post by greeneyes on Jul 24, 2007 15:19:00 GMT -5
Veggie Tales? Somebody call U out in the wilderness and tell her we're talking children's programs again. She can bring her dog.  |
|
|
|
Post by redjasper on Jul 24, 2007 15:19:58 GMT -5
Narrator: "Joining Larry are Pa Grape and Mr. Lunt, who together make up the infamous gang of scalliwags, the Pirates Who Don't Do Anything!" Larry, Pa, Mr. Lunt: "We are the Pirates Who Don't Do Anything! We just stay home and lie around. And if you ask us to do anything, we'll just tell you ..." Larry: "We don't do anything!" Pa: "Well, I've never been Greenland and I've never been to Denver, and I've never buried treasure in St. Louis or St. Paul, and I've never been to Moscow and I've never been to Tampa, and I've never been to Boston in the fall." All: "'Cuz we're the Pirates Who Don't Do Anything! We just stay home and lie around. And if you ask us to do anything, we'll just tell you ..." Mr. Lunt: "We don't do anything. And I never hoist the mainstay and I never swab the poop deck, and I never veer to starboard 'cuz I never sail at all, and I've never walked the gang plank and I've never owned a parrot, and I've never been to Boston in the fall." All: "'Cuz we're the Pirates Who Don't Do Anything! We just stay at home and lie around. And if you ask us to do anything, we'll just tell you ... We don't do anything!" Larry: "Well, I've never plucked a rooster and I'm not too good at ping-pong, and I've never thrown my mashed potatoes up against the wall, and I've never kissed a chipmunk and I've never gotten head lice, and I've never been to Boston in the fall!" Pa: "Huh? What are you talking about? What's a rooster and mashed potatoes have to do with being a pirate??" Mr. Lunt: "Hey, that's right! We're supposed to sing about pirate-y things!" Larry: "Oh ..." Pa: "And who ever kissed a chipmunk? That's just nonsense! Why even bring it up? Am I right? What do you think?" Mr. Lunt: "I think you look like Cap'n Crunch!" Pa: "Huh? No I don't!" Mr. Lunt: "Do too." Pa: "Do not!" Mr. Lunt: "You're making me hungry." Pa: "That's it, you're walkin' the plank!" Mr. Lunt: "Says who?" Pa: "Says the captain, that's who!" Mr. Lunt: "Oh, yeah? Aye aye, Cap'n Crunch!" Larry: "And I've never licked a spark plug and I've never sniffed a stink bug, and I've never painted daisies on a big red rubber ball, and I've never bathed in yogurt and I don't look good in leggings ..." Pa: "You just don't get it!" All: "And we've never been to Boston in the fall!" Pa: "Pass the chips! Come on!!!!! I almost spit out my coffee!!!!  This is kookoo for kokoa puffs, man! Love it!! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D |
|
|
|
Post by grumpypirate on Jul 24, 2007 15:20:55 GMT -5
OMG I've got a story for ya. Ok Sat. my sis, BIL, 1 year old niece and me went to my BIL's Parents house to feed their 3 dogs. Well they have this pug called peedie. Well my sis is holding the baby and she says do you see peedie. And my niece goes I see Pee Peee!!!! OMG!!! It was halarious!
|
|
|
|
Post by redjasper on Jul 24, 2007 15:22:02 GMT -5
Veggie Tales? Somebody call U out in the wilderness and tell her we're talking children's programs again. She can bring her dog.  Geez. Another one of those  moments because I don't have kids.  |
|
|
|
Post by grumpypirate on Jul 24, 2007 15:22:46 GMT -5
Veggie Tales? Somebody call U out in the wilderness and tell her we're talking children's programs again. She can bring her dog. ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D I dont' think we should. Then the topic of Blues Clues and the Wiggles may come up!! RJ: Veggie Tales is a little kids show. It's not that bad. My nieces watched it for the longest time. Anyways, they always sing these little silly songs. |
|
|
|
Post by grumpypirate on Jul 24, 2007 15:23:28 GMT -5
Bob: If you like to talk to tomatoes
If a squash can make you smile
If you like to waltz with potatoes
Up and down the produce aisle...
Have we got a show for you!
All: VeggieTales, VeggieTales, VeggieTales, VeggieTales, VeggieTales, VeggieTales, VeggieTales, VeggieTales!
Bob: Broccoli! Celery! Gotta be
All: VeggieTales!
Junior: Lima beans! Collard greens! Peachy keen!
All: VeggieTales!
Larry: Cauliflower! Sweet and sour! Half an hour!
All: VeggieTales!
All: There's never-ever-ever-ever-ever been a show like VeggieTales!
There's never-ever-ever-ever-ever been a show like VeggieTales!
It's time for VeggieTales!
|
|
|
|
Post by grumpypirate on Jul 24, 2007 15:24:08 GMT -5
Was not admired, did not inspire like president or saint
But people came from far and near with their afflicted pets
For a special cure they knew for sure wouldn't come from other vets!
Woooahhh ..."
Larry: "This is a song for your poor, sick penguin
He's got a fever and his toes are blue
But if I sing to your poor, sick penguin
He will feel better in a day or two!
Yodel-leh-hee yodel-leh-hee yodel-leh-hoo
Yodel-leh-hee yodel-leh-hee yodel-eee-ooo
Yodel-leh-hee yodel-leh-hee yodel-leh-hoo
Yada-yada yada-yada yad-eee-ooo!"
Pa: "He's gone a little loopy,
In case you haven't heard.
Here's a couple' pennicilin
For your sicky, arctic bird."
Quartet: "No skeptic could explain just how, nor could one oft rebut,
The wonderous deeds that went on in that little Alpine hut.
Some would stand in silence while some just scratched their scalps
For the curious ways of the Yodeling Veterinarian of the Alps.
Woooahhh ..."
Pa: "Good news on the penguin, doc! He's up and kickin'!"
Larry: "This is a song for your pregnant kitty
She's looking nauseous and a week past due
But if I sing for your pregnant kitty
She will feel better in a day or two!
Yodel-leh-hee yodel-leh-hee yodel-leh-hoo
Yodel-leh-hee yodel-ye-dee yodel-eee-ooo
Yodel-leh-hee yodel-leh-hee yodel-aye-hoo
Yada-yada yada-yada ya-ga-doo!"
Pa: "Jump in your car, drive into the city,
Buy a jug of milk for your nauseated kitty."
Quartet: "The practice grew, their profits flew until one fateful day,
When the nurse who did assist the doc asked for a raise in pay.
The doctor pondered this awhile, sat back and scratched his scalp, then said: 'No way, Jose!'
To the nurse of the Yodeling Veterinarian of the Alps.
Woooahhh ..."
Pa: "Good news on the kitty, doc! She's feelin' great. Six kittens. Named one after you."
Larry: "This is a song for your bear-trapped teddy
He looks uncomfy, think I'd be too.
But if I sing for your bear-trapped teddy
He will feel better in a day or two!
Yodel-leh-hee yodel-leh-hee yodel-leh-hoo
Yodel-leh-hee O-layhee Oly-ooo
Yodel-leh-hee yodel-leh-hee yodel-leh-hoo
Yodel-leh-hee yaba-daba yaba-doo!"
Bear: "Grooooooowllll!"
Pa: "Oh, yeah - that'll work. He's good."
Larry: "Yodel-leh-hee! Yodel-leh-hee yodel-leh-hoo!
No, wait! This should work!
Yodel-leh-hee! Yodel-leh-hoo yodel-leh-hoo!"
Quartet: "Now the moral of the story, it's the point we hope we've made:
When you go a little loopy better keep your nurse well paid!"
Larry: "Yodel-leh-hee! Yodel-leh-hoo!
Yodel odle odle aye de aye de ooo-ooo-ooo!"
Quartet: "Oh! Some would stand in silence while some just scratched their scalps
For the curious ways of the Yodeling Veterinarian of the Alps!"
|
|
|
|
Post by grumpypirate on Jul 24, 2007 15:24:36 GMT -5
Larry: "Everybody's got a water buffalo, yours is fast but mine is slow. Oh, where'd we get them? I don't know, but everybody's got a water buffalo-ooooooooo.
I took my buffalo to the store, got his head stuck in the door, spilled some lima beans on the floor. Oh everybody's got a ..."
Archibald: "Stop it, stop, stop right this instant! What do you think you're doing? You can't say everyone's got a water buffalo when everyone does not have a water buffalo! We're going to get nasty letters saying, "Where's my water buffalo? Why don't I have a water buffalo?" And are you prepared to deal with that? I don't think so! Just stop being so silly!"
Narrator: "This has been Silly Songs with Larry. Tune in next time to hear Larry sing ..."
Larry: "Everybody's got a baby kangaroo, yours is pink but mine is blue. Hers was small but ..."
|
|
|
|
Post by grumpypirate on Jul 24, 2007 15:25:03 GMT -5
Narrator:
Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls! Larry the Cucumber
presents, in a sequential image, stereophonic, multimedia event, The
Song of the Cebu!
Larry:
Cebu! This is a song about a boy...a song about a little boy
and his Cebus...a song about a little boy and his 3 Cebus... the little
boy who had a sick Cebu, a sad Cebu, and a mute Cebu. and also a
hippo. um, um... this is a picture of me at the airport. this is my aunt Ruth. this
is me at a bullfight. This is me fighting the bull.
Jimmy, Johnny, & Junior:
Ooooh!
Larry:
this is me and the bull.
Jimmy, Johnny, & Junior:
Aaaah!
Larry:
This is me and the bull and... i think that's the bull's cousin.
he's a Cebu.
Archibald:
Hold it! You call this a multimedia event? This is a slide
projector and a bed sheet! And what on Earth is a Cebu, anyway?
Larry:
It's kind of like a cow. See?
Archibald:
Yes. Well, very good. This could be interesting. Carry on!
Larry:
Cebu! Sing it with me! Cebu!
Jimmy, Johnny & Junior:
Cebu!
Larry:
Boy is riding with Cebu
Jimmy, Johnny & Junior:
Boy is riding with Cebu
Larry:
Into town in his canoe
Jimmy, Johnny & Junior:
Into town in his canoe
Larry:
Sick Cebu is rowing and sneezing. Achoo moo moo, achoo moo moo,
achoo moo moo, achoo moo moo moo moo
Jimmy, Johnny & Junior:
Achoo moo moo, achoo moo moo, achoo moo moo,
achoo moo moo, achoo moo moo, achoo moo moo moo moo
Larry:
Hippo chewing on bamboo
Jimmy, Johnny & Junior:
Hippo chewing on bamboo
Larry:
Can't see boy and three Cebus
Jimmy, Johnny & Junior:
Can't see boy and three Cebus
Larry:
Sad Cebu is rowing and crying. Boo-hoo moo moo, boo-hoo moo moo,
boo-hoo moo moo, boo-hoo moo moo moo moo
Jimmy, Johnny & Junior:
Boo-hoo moo moo, boo-hoo moo moo, boo-hoo moo
moo, boo-hoo moo moo, boo-hoo moo moo, boo-hoo moo moo moo moo
Larry:
Cebu!
Jimmy, Johnny & Junior:
Cebu!
Larry:
Cebu!
Jimmy, Johnny & Junior:
Cebu!
All:
Achoo moo moo, boo-hoo moo moo,
boo-hoo moo moo, achoo moo moo,
achoo moo moo, boo-hoo moo moo, Cebu!
Larry:
Hippo seen by mute Cebu
Jimmy, Johnny & Junior:
Hippo seen by mute Cebu
Larry:
Tries to tell the other two
Jimmy, Johnny & Junior:
Tries to tell the other two
Larry:
Mute Cebu is waving and grunting.
Mmm-hmm mmm mmm, mmm-hmm mmm mmm,
mmm-hmm mmm mmm, mmm-hmm mmm mmm mmm mmm
Jimmy, Johnny & Junior:
Mmm-hmm mmm mmm, mmm-hmm mmm mmm,
mmm-hmm mmm mmm, mmm-hmm mmm mmm mmm mmm
Larry:
Uh-oh.
Archibald:
Wait! What happens next?
Larry:
Um ...
Archibald:
Does the hippo see them? Is the poor mute Cebu successful in
communicating the imminent danger to the other passengers? Is the boy
injured? Why is the sad Cebu sad? Is the canoe wood or aluminum?
Larry:
Oh look! There's me and Bob at Sea World! Oh, wow. Forgot about
that one. There's me and that bull again.
Archibald:
You can't just start a song and leave it hanging like that!
You know, I've come to expect a lot more from you. This is quite
disappointing! I'm going to have to speak to Bob about this.
Larry:
Oh look, a Cebu! Cebu!
Jimmy, Johnny & Junior:
Cebu!
Larry:
No, wait ... that's a water buffalo.
Jimmy, Johnny & Junior:
No more song about Cebu! Need another verse or
two! Audience is standing and leaving, bye-bye moo, bye-bye moo, bye-bye
moo, bye-bye moo moo moo moo
Jimmy:
I want my money back!
Johnny:
Yeah, that'd be ... that'd be good.Words by Mike Nawrocki
|
|
|
|
Post by grumpypirate on Jul 24, 2007 15:26:05 GMT -5
Narrator:
Now it's time for silly songs with Larry. The part of the show where Larry comes out and sings a silly song. Our curtain opens as Larry, having just finished his morning bath, is searching for his hairbrush. Having no success, Larry cries out...
Larry:
Oh, where is my hairbrush?
Oh where is my hairbrush?
Oh, where, oh, where, oh, where, oh, where,
Oh, where, oh, where, oh, where, oh, where,
Oh, where ... is my hairbrush?
Narrator:
Having heard his cry, Pa Grape enters the scene. Shocked and slightly embarrassed at the sight of Larry in a towel, Pa regains his composure and reports ...
Pa:
I think I saw a hairbrush back there!
Larry:
Back there is my hairbrush.
Back there is my hairbrush.
Back there, back there, oh, where, back there,
Oh, where, oh, where, back there, back there,
Back there ... is my hairbrush!
Narrator:
Having heard his joyous proclamation, Junior Asparagus enters the scene. Shocked and slightly embarrassed at the sight of Larry in a towel, Junior regains his composure and comments ...
Junior:
Why do you need a hairbrush?
You don't have any hair!
Narrator:
Larry is taken aback. The thought had never occured to him. No hair? What would this mean? What will become of him? What will become of his hairbrush? Larry wonders ...
Larry:
No hair for my hairbrush.
No hair for my hairbrush.
No hair, no hair, no where, no hair,
No hair, no hair, no where, back there,
No hair ... for my hairbrush!
Narrator:
Having heard his wonderings, Bob the Tomato enters the scene. Shocked and slightly embarrassed at the sight of Larry in a towel, Bob regains his composure and confesses ...
Bob:
Larry, that old hairbrush of yours ...
Well, you never use it, you don't really need it.
So, well, I'm sorry ... I didn't know.
But I gave it to the Peach - 'cause he's got hair!
Narrator:
Feeling a deep sense of loss, Larry stumbles back and laments...
Larry:
Not fair for my hairbrush.
Not fair! My poor hairbrush.
Not fair, not fair, no hair, not fair,
No where, no hair, not fair, not fair,
Not fair! My little hairbrush!
Narrator: Having heard his lament, the Peach enters the scene. Himself in a towel, both Larry and the Peach are shocked and slightly embarrassed at the sight of...each other. But recognizing Larry's generosity, the Peach is thankful ...
Peach:
Thanks for the hairbrush.
Narrator:
Yes, good has been done here. The Peach exits the scene. Larry smiles, but, still feeling an emotional attachment for the hairbrush, calls out ...
Larry:
Take care of my hairbrush.
Take care, oh my hairbrush.
Take care, take care, don't dare not care,
Take care, nice hair, no fair, take care,
Take care ... of my hairbrush.
Narrator: The end!
|
|
|
|
Post by redjasper on Jul 24, 2007 15:26:06 GMT -5
OMG I've got a story for ya. Ok Sat. my sis, BIL, 1 year old niece and me went to my BIL's Parents house to feed their 3 dogs. Well they have this pug called peedie. Well my sis is holding the baby and she says do you see peedie. And my niece goes I see Pee Peee!!!! OMG!!! It was halarious! That's a riot! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D Reminds me of a friend of mine who has a gorgeous long-haired cat. The cat's name is Poo-Poo. (Okay - they're french). To this day, I crack up every time she calls her cat. Viens ici Poooo-Pooooooooo. The cat always looks insulted. ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D But hey, don't all cats look that way? ;D ;D ;D |
|
|
|
Post by grumpypirate on Jul 24, 2007 15:26:35 GMT -5
Narrator: "Larry will be performing the traditional Argentinian ballad, 'The Dance of the Cucumber,' in it's original Spanish. Bob the Tomato will translate."
Larry: "Miren al pepino"
Bob: "Watch the cucumber"
Larry: "miren como se mueve"
Bob: "see how he moves"
Larry: "como un leon"
Bob: "like a lion"
Larry: "tras un raton."
Bob: "chasing a mouse."
Larry: "Miren al pepino"
Bob: "Watch the cucumber"
Larry: "que suaves movimientos"
Bob: "Oh, how smooth his motion"
Larry: "tal como mantequilla"
Bob: "like butter"
Larry: "en un chango pelon."
Bob: "on a ... bald monkey."
Larry: "Miren al pepino"
Bob: "Look at the cucumber"
Larry: "los vegetables"
Bob: "all the vegetables"
Larry: "envidian a su amigo"
Bob: "envy their friend"
Larry: "como el quieren bailar"
Bob: "wishing to dance as he"
Larry: "Pepino bailarin, pepino bailarin, pepino bailarin"
Bob: "Dancing cucumber, dancing cucumber, dancing cucumber"
Larry: "Baila, baila, ya!"
Bob: "Dance, dance, yeah!"
Larry: "Miren al tomate"
Bob: "Look at the tomato"
Larry: "¿no es triste?"
Bob: "Isn't it sad?"
Larry: "El no puede bailar."
Bob: "He can't dance."
Larry: "¡Pobre tomate!"
Bob: "Poor tomato!"
Larry: "El desería poder bailar"
Bob: "He wishes he could dance"
Larry: "Como el pepino"
Bob: "like the cucumber"
Larry: "libre y suavemente."
Bob: "free and smooth."
Larry: "Pero el no puede danzar."
Bob: "But he can't ... Okay! Stop the music! What do ya mean I can't dance? I can dance! What about Uncle Louie's polka party? Didn't you see me dancing at Uncle Louie's polka party?"
Larry: "No comprendo."
Bob: "No comprendo? I'll show you 'No comprendo'!"
Junior: "Mom! Dad! Look over here! Get a picture of me next to the cucumber in authentic Argentinian garb!"
Dad: "Okay, Junior. But we'd better hurry - I think the dwarves have your mother confused with someone else! Say 'Peas!'"
All: "Peas!"
Larry: "Escuchen al pepino"
Bob: "Listen to the cucumber"
Larry: "oigan su voz fuerte"
Bob: "hear his strong voice"
Larry: "como un leon"
Bob: "like a lion"
Larry: "listo a devorar."
Bob: "about to eat."
Larry: "Escuchen al pepino"
Bob: "Listen to the cucumber"
Larry: "que dulce es su canto"
Bob: "oh how sweet his voice"
Larry: "la voz de su garganta parece un trinar."
Bob: "the breath from his throat is like a chorus of little birdies."
Larry: "Escuchen al pepino"
Bob: "Listen to the cucumber"
Larry: "los vegetales"
Bob: "all the vegetables"
Larry: "envidian a su amigo"
Bob: "envy their friend"
Larry: "como el quieren cantar."
Bob: "wishing to sing as he."
Larry: "Pepino cantador, pepino cantador, pepino cantador"
Bob: "Singing cucumber, singing cucumber, singing cucumber"
Larry: "canta, canta, ya!"
Bob: "sing, sing, yeah!"
Larry: "Escuchen al tomate"
Bob: "Listen to the tomato"
Larry: "¿No es triste?"
Bob: "Isn't it sad?"
Larry: "El no puede cantar."
Bob: "He can't sing."
Larry: "Pobre tomate."
Bob: "Poor tomato."
Larry: "El desería poder cantar"
Bob: "He wishes he could sing"
Larry: "fuerte y dulce como el pepino"
Bob: "strong and sweet like the cucumber"
Larry: "Pero no puede ..."
Bob: "But he can't ..."
Larry: "¡Ni siquiera da un silbido!"
Bob: "Can't even ... whistle! All right! That's it Senor! Come over here and let me sing YOU a song!"
Larry: "Adios, amigos!"
Narrator: "This has been Silly Songs With Larry. Tune in next time to hear Larry sing ..."
Larry: "Bob is really angry! I hope he doesn't catch me! It's so hard to run with this sombrero on my head!"
|
|
|
|
Post by greeneyes on Jul 24, 2007 15:27:24 GMT -5
Stop it, GP. You're making me want a salad.  |
|
