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Post by grumpypirate on Jul 24, 2007 15:27:37 GMT -5
OMG I've got a story for ya. Ok Sat. my sis, BIL, 1 year old niece and me went to my BIL's Parents house to feed their 3 dogs. Well they have this pug called peedie. Well my sis is holding the baby and she says do you see peedie. And my niece goes I see Pee Peee!!!! OMG!!! It was halarious! That's a riot! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D Reminds me of a friend of mine who has a gorgeous long-haired cat. The cat's name is Poo-Poo. (Okay - they're french). To this day, I crack up every time she calls her cat. Viens ici Poooo-Pooooooooo. The cat always looks insulted. ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D But hey, don't all cats look that way? ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D That's a great one!!! ;D ;D |
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Post by grumpypirate on Jul 24, 2007 15:28:21 GMT -5
mmmm....salad does sound good. but we don't have any lettice.
Narrator: "One day while talking with Dr. Archibald, Larry confronts one of his deepest fears ..."
Larry: "If my lips ever left my mouth, packed a bag and headed south, that'd be too bad, I'd be so sad."
Archibald: "I see. That'd be too bad, you'd be so sad?"
Larry: "That'd be too bad. If my lips said "adios, I don't like you I think you're gross," that'd be too bad, I might get mad."
Archibald: "That'd be too bad, you might get mad?"
Larry: "That'd be too bad. If my lips moved to Duluth, left a mess and took my tooth, that'd be too bad, I'd call my Dad."
Archibald: "That'd be too bad, you'd call your Dad?"
Larry: "That'd be too bad."
Archibald: "Hold it. Did you say your father? Fascinating! So what you're saying is that if your lips left you ..."
Larry: "That'd be too bad, I'd be so sad, I might get mad, I'd call my Dad. That be too bad."
Archibald: "That'd be to bad?"
Larry: "That'd be too bad."
Archibald: "Why?"
Larry: "'cause I love my lips." [vocal ad lib]
Archibald: "Oh my ... This is more serious than I thought. Larry, what do you see here?"
Larry: "Um, that looks like a lip."
Archibald: "And this?"
Larry: "It's a lip!"
Archibald: "And this?"
Larry: "It's a lip, it's a lip, it's a lip lip lip! It's a lip, it's a lip, it's a lip lip lip! It's a lip, it's a lip, it's a lip lip lip. Liiiiiiiiiiiips. Lip lip lip."
Archibald: "Larry, tell me about your childhood."
Larry: "When I was just two years old I left my lips out in the cold and they turned blue. What could I do?"
Archibald: "Oh Dear. They turned blue, what could you do?"
Larry: "Oh they turned blue. On the day I got my tooth I had to kiss my Great Aunt Ruth. She had a beard ... and it felt weird."
Archibald: "My, my. She had a beard and it felt weird?"
Larry: "She had a beard. Ten days after I turned eight, got my lips stuck in a gate. My friends all laughed. And I just stood there until the fire department came and broke the lock with a crow bar and I had to spend the next six weeks in lip rehab with this kid named Oscar who got stung by a bee - right on the lip - and we couldn't even talk to each other until the fifth week because both our lips were so swollen, and when he did start speaking he just spoke Polish and I only knew like three words in Polish except now I know four because Oscar taught me the word for lip: Usta!"
Archibald: "Your friends all laughed ... Usta? How do you spell that?"
Larry: "I don't know."
Archibald: "So what you're saying is that when you were young ..."
Larry: "They turned blue, what could I do? She had a beard and it felt weird. My friends all laughed ... Usta!"
Archibald: "I'm confused ..."
Larry: "I love my lips!" [vocal ad lib]
Narrator: "This has been Silly Songs with Larry. Tune in next time to hear Larry say ..."
Larry: "Have I ever told you how I feel about my nose?" [lead vocal ad lib]
Archibald: "Oh, look at the time!"
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Post by redjasper on Jul 24, 2007 15:28:51 GMT -5
Veggie Tales? Somebody call U out in the wilderness and tell her we're talking children's programs again. She can bring her dog.  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D I dont' think we should. Then the topic of Blues Clues and the Wiggles may come up!! RJ: Veggie Tales is a little kids show. It's not that bad. My nieces watched it for the longest time. Anyways, they always sing these little silly songs. So let me get this straight. This lovely little kids show actually had that song about Barbara and Bill? About the manatees???  |
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Post by grumpypirate on Jul 24, 2007 15:29:08 GMT -5
I think this is the last one I've got.
Archibald: One day while he was waiting for the trolley, he had a hat.
Larry: My high silk hat.
Archibald: He wore it high upon his head so proudly, a beautiful hat.
Larry: My high silk hat.
Archibald: A hat like this just makes him feel so grandly, now fancy this, and fancy that. The splendor of his hat in all it's majesty...
Larry: Like a king in a royal cap. I feel so swell and handsome in my hat, I bet that others wish they had in fact...
Larry & Archibald: A hat as this, a hat as that, a hat so fine, a high silk hat.
Larry: Oh Mr. Art Bigotti, now what do you think of that?
Archibald: Now his hat was not all he wore so proudly. I must in fact, share more than that. For upon his lap there sat a treat so fondly, of chocolate this...
Larry: and chocolate that.
Archibald: Deliciousness that makes him feel so dandy, a chocolate bliss...
Larry: a chocolate snack.
Choir: Confections such as these are more than candy, somewhat like life, a box of that.
Larry: I have my chocolate placed upon my lap. I feel so good; you just cannot top that.
Larry & Choir: I have my snack, a chocolate pack, of chocolate this and chocolate that.
Larry: Oh golly Mr. Nezzer, now what do you think of that?
Archibald: Now time was passing and the sun grew hotter, upon his hat...
Choir: and his chocolate snack.
Archibald: So beneath his hat he thought and pondered.
Larry: What should I do, to save my hat?
Archibald: He thought, and contemplated as he perspired, beneath his hat.
Choir: Upon his lap.
Archibald: He feared his chocolate treats would soon retire, into a pool...
Choir: a chocolate vat.
Larry & Choir: I won't feel grand if I take off my hat. The sun's getting hot and my hat just might go flat. My hat, it might go flat, and my sweets will melt like that...
Larry: Oh hurry Mr. Trolley before my dapperness goes flat.
Archibald: He decided to forego his looks so dashing, to save his hat...
Jean Claude: and little snack.
Archibald: So he placed the treats upon the seat beside him...
Nezzer: and put his hat on top of that.
Larry: Oh please!
Choir: Oh please, oh please!
Larry: Don't anybody sit close to me, upon my hat. I ask, if all of you could be so kindly, and just stand back, away from my snack!
A great big squash just sat upon my heat. A great big squash just squished my hat real flat. He squashed my hat, he made it flat, he squished my snack, oh what of that? Oh tell me anybody, now what do you think of that?
Choir: A great big squash just sat upon his hat. A great big enormous squash squished his hat real flat. He squashed his hat, he made it flat, he squished his snack, oh what of that?
Larry: Oh golly, uh... what is your name?
Scallion #1: They've never given me a name. I have been around since show one and I still don't have a name.
Larry & Choir: Now what do you think of that?
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Post by greeneyes on Jul 24, 2007 15:29:37 GMT -5
I'm heading out. Bye GP and RJ!
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Post by grumpypirate on Jul 24, 2007 15:31:09 GMT -5
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D I dont' think we should. Then the topic of Blues Clues and the Wiggles may come up!! RJ: Veggie Tales is a little kids show. It's not that bad. My nieces watched it for the longest time. Anyways, they always sing these little silly songs. So let me get this straight. This lovely little kids show actually had that song about Barbara and Bill? About the manatees??? ;D ;D ;D ;D  Oh and did I mention, the main people, Larry, Bob, and a bunch others are all veggietables! |
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Post by grumpypirate on Jul 24, 2007 15:31:51 GMT -5
See ya later GE!!!!!!
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Post by grumpypirate on Jul 24, 2007 15:32:35 GMT -5
OMG! Have you ever heard this one? It's from some Disney ride.
Ole! Ole! It's Showtime!
Chorus:
In the Tiki Tiki Tiki Tiki Tiki Room
In the Tiki Tiki Tiki Tiki Tiki Room
All the birds sing words and the flowers croon
In the Tiki Tiki Tiki Tiki Tiki Room
Welcome to our tropical hideaway, you lucky people you!
If we weren't in the show starting right away,
We'd be in the audience too
All together!
In the Tiki Tiki Tiki Tiki Tiki Room
In the Tiki Tiki Tiki Tiki Tiki Room
All the birds sing words and the flowers croon
In the Tiki Tiki Tiki Tiki Tiki Room
The boys in the back are kamikaze
Because of their claws?
No, because they're macaws
And our fine feathered friend is a jolly toucan
And two can sound better than one toucan can
The bird of paradise is an elegant bird
It likes to be seen and it loves to be heard
Most little birdies will fly away
But the Tiki Room birds are here every day
In the Tiki Tiki Tiki Tiki Tiki Room
In the Tiki Tiki Tiki Tiki Tiki Room
All the birds sing words and the flowers croon
In the Tiki Tiki Tiki Tiki Tiki Room
Our show is delightful we hope you'll agree
We hope that it fills you with pleasure and glee
Because if we don't make you feel like that
We're gonna wind up on the lady's hat
In the Tiki Tiki Tiki Tiki Tiki Room
In the Tiki Tiki Tiki Tiki Tiki Room
All the birds sing words and the flowers croon
In the Tiki Tiki Tiki Tiki Tiki Room
Our magnificent production is yet to come
So strum the guitar and beat the drum
We've been hit and we know you adore us
So come on and join us in another chorus
In the Tiki Tiki Tiki Tiki Tiki Room
In the Tiki Tiki Tiki Tiki Tiki Room
All the birds sing words and the flowers croon
In the Tiki Tiki Tiki Tiki Tiki Room
In the Tiki Tiki Tiki Tiki Tiki Room
In the Tiki Tiki Tiki Tiki Tiki Room
All the birds sing words and the flowers croon
In the Tiki Tiki Tiki Tiki Tiki Room
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Post by redjasper on Jul 24, 2007 15:33:03 GMT -5
So what do we really know about the Larry the Cucumber fellow. I hear things. I see things.  It doesn't look too good. |
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Post by grumpypirate on Jul 24, 2007 15:36:12 GMT -5
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D I think I just spit my water on my screen!!! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Post by grumpypirate on Jul 24, 2007 15:37:20 GMT -5
Well, from what the VBI *veggi buero of investigation* Larry is a cucumber who has planned on kidnapping this Manatee.....he's also in love with his lips.
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Post by redjasper on Jul 24, 2007 15:38:50 GMT -5
Narrator: Now it's time for silly songs with Larry. The part of the show where Larry comes out and sings a silly song. Our curtain opens as Larry, having just finished his morning bath, is searching for his hairbrush. Having no success, Larry cries out... Larry: Oh, where is my hairbrush? Oh where is my hairbrush? Oh, where, oh, where, oh, where, oh, where, Oh, where, oh, where, oh, where, oh, where, Oh, where ... is my hairbrush? Narrator: Having heard his cry, Pa Grape enters the scene. Shocked and slightly embarrassed at the sight of Larry in a towel, Pa regains his composure and reports ... Pa: I think I saw a hairbrush back there! Larry: Back there is my hairbrush. Back there is my hairbrush. Back there, back there, oh, where, back there, Oh, where, oh, where, back there, back there, Back there ... is my hairbrush! Narrator: Having heard his joyous proclamation, Junior Asparagus enters the scene. Shocked and slightly embarrassed at the sight of Larry in a towel, Junior regains his composure and comments ... Junior: Why do you need a hairbrush? You don't have any hair! Narrator: Larry is taken aback. The thought had never occured to him. No hair? What would this mean? What will become of him? What will become of his hairbrush? Larry wonders ... Larry: No hair for my hairbrush. No hair for my hairbrush. No hair, no hair, no where, no hair, No hair, no hair, no where, back there, No hair ... for my hairbrush! Narrator: Having heard his wonderings, Bob the Tomato enters the scene. Shocked and slightly embarrassed at the sight of Larry in a towel, Bob regains his composure and confesses ... Bob: Larry, that old hairbrush of yours ... Well, you never use it, you don't really need it. So, well, I'm sorry ... I didn't know. But I gave it to the Peach - 'cause he's got hair! Narrator: Feeling a deep sense of loss, Larry stumbles back and laments... Larry: Not fair for my hairbrush. Not fair! My poor hairbrush. Not fair, not fair, no hair, not fair, No where, no hair, not fair, not fair, Not fair! My little hairbrush! Narrator: Having heard his lament, the Peach enters the scene. Himself in a towel, both Larry and the Peach are shocked and slightly embarrassed at the sight of...each other. But recognizing Larry's generosity, the Peach is thankful ... Peach: Thanks for the hairbrush. Narrator: Yes, good has been done here. The Peach exits the scene. Larry smiles, but, still feeling an emotional attachment for the hairbrush, calls out ... Larry: Take care of my hairbrush. Take care, oh my hairbrush. Take care, take care, don't dare not care, Take care, nice hair, no fair, take care, Take care ... of my hairbrush. Narrator: The end! So you think you can fool us with your silly hairbrush song. Shame on you Larry!  Oh dear... (sigh) I know where you'll be looking for your hairbrush --- In the joint!! |
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Post by grumpypirate on Jul 24, 2007 15:39:15 GMT -5
Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate’s life for me
We pillage, we plunder, we rifle and loot.
Drink up me 'earties, Yo Ho!
We kidnap and ravage and don't give a hoot.
Drink up me 'earties, Yo Ho!
Yo Ho, Yo Ho! A pirate's life for me.
We extort, we pilfer, we filch and sack.
Drink up me 'earties, Yo Ho!
Maraud and embezzle and even hijack.
Drink up me 'earties, Yo Ho!
Yo Ho, Yo Ho! A pirate's life for me.
We kindle and char, inflame and ignite.
Drink up me 'earties, Yo Ho!
We burn up the city, we're really a fright.
Drink up me 'earties, Yo Ho!
Yo Ho, Yo Ho! A pirate's life for me.
We're rascals, scoundrels, villans and knaves.
Drink up me 'earties, Yo Ho!
We're devils and black sheep, really bad eggs!
Drink up me 'earties, Yo Ho!
We're beggars and blighters and ne'er-do-well cads.
Drink up me 'earties, Yo Ho!
Aye! But we're loved by our mommies and dads!
Drink up me 'earties, Yo Ho!
Repeat
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Post by grumpypirate on Jul 24, 2007 15:40:07 GMT -5
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Post by grumpypirate on Jul 24, 2007 15:40:42 GMT -5
Seventy six trombones led the big parade
With a hundred and ten cornets close at hand.
They were followed by rows and rows of the finest virtuosos,
the cream of ev'ry famous band.
Seventy six trombones caught the morning sun,
With a hundred and ten cornets right behind.
There were more than a thousand reeds springing up like weeds,
there were horns of ev'ry shape and kind.
There were copper bottom tympani in horse platoons,
thundering, thundering, all along the way.
Double bell euphoniums and big bassoons,
each bassoon having his big fat say.
There were fifty mounted cannon in the battery,
Thundering, thundering, louder than before.
Clarinets of eve'ry size and trumpeters who'd improvise
a full octave higher than the score.
Seventy six trombones led the big parade,
when the order to march rang out loud and clear.
Starting off with a big bang bong on a Chinese gong,
by a big bang bonger at the rear.
Seventy six trombones hit the counter point,
while a hundred and ten cornets played the air.
Then I modestly took my place as the one and only bass,
and I oompahed up and down the square.
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Post by grumpypirate on Jul 24, 2007 15:45:41 GMT -5
Robin Hood and Little John
Walkin' through the forest
Laughin' back and forth
At what the other'ne has to say
Reminiscin', This-'n'-thattin'
Havin' such a good time
Oo-de-lally, Oo-de-lally
Golly, what a day
Never ever thinkin' there was danger in the water
They were drinkin', they just guzzled it down
Never dreamin' that a schemin' sherrif and his posse
Was a-watchin' them an' gatherin' around
Robin Hood and Little John
Runnin' through the forest
Jumpin' fences, dodgin' trees
An' tryin' to get away
Contemplatin' nothin'
But escape an' fin'lly makin' it
Oo-de-lally, Oo-de-lally
Golly, what a day
Oo-de-lally, Oo-de-lally
Golly, what a day
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Post by grumpypirate on Jul 24, 2007 15:48:15 GMT -5
Brother bought a coconut, he bought it for a dime
His sister had another, she paid it for a lime.
She put the lime in the coconut, and drank them both up
She put the lime in the coconut, and drank them both up
She put the lime in the coconut,
Called the doctor, woke him up, and said,
"Doctor, ain't there nothin' I can take,
I say, Doctor, to relieve this belly ache?
I say, Doctor, ain't there nothin' I can take,
I say, Doctor, to relieve this belly ache?"
"Now let me get this straight;
You put the lime in the coconut, you drank them both up
You put the lime in the coconut, you drank them both up
You put the lime in the coconut,
called your doctor, woke him up, and said,
'Doctor, ain't there nothing I can take,
I say, Doctor, to relieve this belly ache?
I say, Doctor, ain't there nothin' I can take,
I say, Doctor, to relieve this belly ache?'
You put the lime in the coconut, and drink them both down,
You put the lime in the cocount, you're such a silly woman!
Put the lime in the coconut, and drink them both together,
Put the lime in the coconut, and call me in the morning."
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Post by redjasper on Jul 24, 2007 15:48:18 GMT -5
 Bob the Tomoto: Listen people!!! Larry is innocent... it's all a big misunderstanding!!!  Minnesota Cuke: Don't worry yourself silly there, Bob! I've never failed at solving a case!! And, of course, Minnesota Cuke was right! So Larry and Bob lived happily ever after...  ... like butter on a bald monkey!!! (oooookay ) |
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Post by grumpypirate on Jul 24, 2007 15:50:11 GMT -5
;D ;D ;D ;D butter on a bald monkey. ;D ;D ;D  |
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Post by grumpypirate on Jul 24, 2007 15:55:04 GMT -5
Wow, Laughter does the heart good.
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