Aussie Bar Mystery- Who Done It? Part IV
Dunno….pass the TimTamsdlh sitting at the Aussie Bar reading the local paper: dlh: It’s so cool to be reading about rain here and not
about that yahoo reporter. I wonder if the investigation turned
up anything?
Just what we needed: Mansfield CFA team (from left) Karyn
Hoseason, Gina Holley, Ben Jones and Paul Hoseason enjoy the
rain. Picture: Ian Currie
Peeks: The article in the paper said that he was probably
hit with Corona bottles and a mic. We were right in front of Marty
when the lights went out. I didn't see a thing.
NancyBBE: Half the fans there were drinking Coronas. I
don't think they are going to be able to tell who threw them.
sozl: Good on ya mate. Besides it was dark when
w...uh...when it happened. Didn't see a thing...right
jet?
jet:...sure....uh...right. Didn't see a thing.
Ingt: I thought for a second that Marty was going to throw
his mic right at that bloke. He must have had second thoughts.
starcrossed: No matter how mad Marty may have gotten
at the reporter, he wouldn’t have stopped performing for his fans. Besides, he wouldn’t have done anything that could
damage his mic. He really LOVES it…. I mean really LOVES it.
Aussie: After that bloke asked those ridiculous questions,
Helen and I went on the back porch spewing. I could have
strangled the bloody yobbo.
Aussiefan puts on another SG-1 season 9 disc on the Aussie Bar DVD player : Aussiefan: Hey Mick, be a luv and turn up the volume.
DG: This is fantastic!….SG-1 season 9 on the big
screen. Mick, can you pass the Cheezels and I’ll have a Coke.
dawn: I'll try some of those.
dawn: What about Toby Rand? He was pretty mad that
night.
starcrossed: I don’t see how he could have done it. His mic
had a cord.
4reed: Well, I’ve seen him perform before and I don’t really
see that stopping him.
dlh: Hey look! Here’s an article in the paper on how to do
the Tim Tam Slam.
The Tim Tam Slam1. Prepare a suitable hot beverage. Coffee is mighty tasty with this, although many Aussies favor tea.
2. Take the Tim Tam and daintily nibble off two opposite corners
of the rectangle.
Before:
After:
3. Holding the Tim Tam firmly with your thumb and forefinger,
place one of the nibbled-off corners in your mouth.
4. Submerge the other nibbled-off corner in your drink and suck
for all you're worth.
5. When you get the liquid "hit" off the Tim Tam, pop the biccie in
your mouth, and eat it. Do not be tempted to keep sucking, as
the wafer will disintegrate into Tim Tam Sludge very shortly. It's
much better if you can actually eat it.
Also, refrigerating the Tim Tams prior to use allows longer
sucking, and more thoroughly soaked biscuit without the fear of
the chocolate coating disintegrating.
dlh: Ooooooo….
Ingt and
jet…are you thinking what I’m
thinking?. I’ve got a stash of TimTams in the back. I’ll go get
them.
Ingt: Mick, we are going to need a long black and two long whites.
Aussiefan: I’ll have a cupper.
gaia: Cappuccino for me.
Peeks: Me too.
dlh comes back with her arms full of TimTams: dlh: Ok…who’s up for the TimTam Slam?
Den