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Post by Ayesa86 on Sept 5, 2006 15:32:31 GMT -5
Poof! They do, but they feel the need to share every detail with you.  I wish there were silencing pills. |
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Post by ndavis021410 on Sept 5, 2006 17:16:59 GMT -5
ShaZAAmmmm....Your pills are ready....But there are some major side affects, large boogers protrude from the nose, warts the size of Texas develop under the eyes, and your ears get rotten, all within the first 5 seconds.
I wish I could have a body transplant...
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Post by Ayesa86 on Sept 5, 2006 20:50:35 GMT -5
BAM! You got a body transplant...but your donor is Tommy Lee! XD
I wish I could be left alone.
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Post by ndavis021410 on Sept 6, 2006 5:36:56 GMT -5
BAM! You got a body transplant...but your donor is Tommy Lee! XD I wish I could be left alone. ;D ;D ;D ;Dewwwwwwww Poof: Your all alone: But your telephone has NO ringer controls, and the people in your life are continually calling you 24 hours a day, 7 days a week. I wish I had a Money Tree........... |
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Post by Ayesa86 on Sept 6, 2006 5:52:43 GMT -5
You do! But it only grows Canadian Pennies!
I wish I didn't have school...
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Post by ndavis021410 on Sept 6, 2006 6:01:28 GMT -5
Poof:...Your out of school....But you have a horrible realization that your street has too many cars on it, and your house is TOO crowded....You have teachers everywhere...in your bathroom, in your closets, and even eating YOUR chocolate pie you saved!
I wish I was a deer.....
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Post by Ayesa86 on Sept 6, 2006 15:33:04 GMT -5
Poof: You're a deer...but you live in the deep south...and it's hunting season...and the backroads are covered in SUV's...
I wish I could sleep
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Post by Mad For Martay on Sept 7, 2006 6:11:22 GMT -5
Poof...you can sleep ......you sleep so deeply that you cant wake up....so you lie in bed sleeping for eternity.....
I wish gas was cheaper
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Post by ndavis021410 on Sept 7, 2006 8:05:57 GMT -5
Poof...you can sleep ......you sleep so deeply that you cant wake up....so you lie in bed sleeping for eternity..... I wish gas was cheaper hehe^^I think My A would like that to a point...oh my....She'd miss messing with me though, so ok...that's a good corrupt ;D POOF:...Gas is cheaper, a NICKEL a gallon. My Mad looks around, and ALL THE ROADS have disappeared, and driving anywhere is an impossablitity. You have to walk! I wish my house was always clean.  |
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Post by Ayesa86 on Sept 7, 2006 15:16:29 GMT -5
You're house is always spotless...but only because of a giant roach that eats all the dirt and sleeps at the end of your bed! 0_o
I wish...my headache would go away
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Post by ndavis021410 on Sept 7, 2006 18:08:15 GMT -5
You're house is always spotless...but only because of a giant roach that eats all the dirt and sleeps at the end of your bed! 0_o I wish...my headache would go away EEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWW ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D |
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Post by ndavis021410 on Sept 7, 2006 18:10:16 GMT -5
OOo....
POOF:...Your headache is gone....But you soon discover that all your eyes can see now are things in PINK....Pink shades of everything, pink pork chops, pink toothpaste, pink cars, pink hair, PINK EVERYTHING!!!!....
I wish I had straight teeth.........
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Post by Mad For Martay on Sept 7, 2006 18:24:23 GMT -5
Poof...here you go straight teeth....only thing is they are really big and you cant keep your lips closed over them...you now have a dry mouth all day and you go broke trying to buy enough toothpaste to keep those big teeth of yours clean ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
I wish my 16 y/o would lose his attitude
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Post by Ayesa86 on Sept 7, 2006 18:53:02 GMT -5
Boom! He's lost his attitude, but has revealed that he's actually a girl.
I wish I had less work to do.
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Post by Mad For Martay on Sept 8, 2006 8:12:49 GMT -5
Boom! He's lost his attitude, but has revealed that he's actually a girl. I wish I had less work to do. ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;That's OK I have three boys ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D poof.....you now have less work.....down side of this is the fact that your brain has turned to mush from lack of activity /work...the only thing you do now is sit in a chair staring at the walls all day and night.... I wish for peace in this crazy world we live in |
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Post by ndavis021410 on Sept 8, 2006 9:07:29 GMT -5
POOF:...You have peace in this world, no fighting, and no pain...(adding a bit therehehehe)....Then Poor you looks around to find yourself STUCK on another planet in a WAR between worms and birds....AND YOUR A WORM.....
I wish I could loose more weight....
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Post by raeski on Sept 8, 2006 12:51:21 GMT -5
PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFT - You are skinny. You are so skinny now, that you have photographers hounding you night and day. You have landed on the cover of US Weekly, People, Star, Globe and the Enquirer.... your pictures are everywhere - comparing you to the likes of Nicole Richie, Lara Flynn Boyle, Kiera Knightly, and Kate Bosworth. The world is BEGGING you to EAT girl EAT!!! ;D ;D ;D I wish my life was my own (ie no work and plenty of cash)  |
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Post by ndavis021410 on Sept 10, 2006 5:49:04 GMT -5
POOF:....Your life is your own...LET ME OUT LET ME OUT...You have no doors and no windows to your house that is by chance made out of cash. No where to go
I wish I had long fingernails
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Post by ratdigger on Sept 11, 2006 15:56:07 GMT -5
Your finger nails are long, but keep growing and growing, so that you starve to death, cause you can't pick up your food.
I wish I was 25 again...
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Post by ndavis021410 on Sept 13, 2006 7:32:57 GMT -5
Poof:...Your 25....But your brain is like a new born babies...Ya have to learn everything alllll over again...
I wish I had new earrings.
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