Mad For Martay
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Post by Mad For Martay on Sept 25, 2006 8:37:21 GMT -5
Kazaam....two more hugs for you only thing is he hugged you so hard that he broke all your ribs and badly bruised all your internal organs.....and will be in the hospital for the next several months and you miss Hammer Jam  ......... I wish for a bigger house |
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ndavis021410
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Post by ndavis021410 on Sept 25, 2006 8:43:14 GMT -5
Kazaam....two more hugs for you only thing is he hugged you so hard that he broke all your ribs and badly bruised all your internal organs.....and will be in the hospital for the next several months and you miss Hammer Jam ......... I wish for a bigger house awwww...It'd be worth it for 2 more hugs from Dino though...hehehehe BAMMM....You have a BIG house, the size OF YOUR STATE.....And everyone, I mean EVERYONE lives there with you, all their dogs, their cows, their chickens, their cats....OH MY....You have no where to go ..... I wish I had different hair |
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needy
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Post by needy on Sept 25, 2006 13:04:17 GMT -5
Did you ever hear of the comedian, Carrot top? He's got an orange 'Fro and baby that's your new hair.  I wish I had some chocolate. |
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suzy
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Post by suzy on Sept 25, 2006 15:15:03 GMT -5
ZAP! You have chocolate...Willy Wonka's chocolate river, you've fallen in and are getting sucked up in a tube...and now, you've met your fate with the oompa loompas.
I wish I were younger
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needy
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Post by needy on Sept 27, 2006 11:37:55 GMT -5
You are younger. You're 12 years old. You have a forehead full of zits. You can't get the oil out of your hair. You turn beat red whenever an attractive boy comes in the room. You live with your parents who just don't understand you. You have 6 hours of homework every night. Your too young to do anything fun and playing just isn't fun anymore.
I wish I had a personal trainer
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Post by FlyIntoOblivion on Sept 27, 2006 14:44:39 GMT -5
Zap! Your personal trainer is Richard Simmons!
I wish I had more money for Chicago.
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Post by Ayesa86 on Sept 27, 2006 14:49:53 GMT -5
BAM you do! But only because you and your roomies robbed a bank, Reservoir Dogs-Style!
I wish I could just relax
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dawn
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I reject your reality & substitute my own
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Post by dawn on Sept 28, 2006 4:01:43 GMT -5
Ta-dah! You're now relaxed, totally relaxed, forever. You cannot move and miss everything that's going on around you. I wish I could eat chocolate & not put on weight  |
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Post by FlyIntoOblivion on Sept 28, 2006 10:39:08 GMT -5
Poof! Chocolate doesn't make you gain weight, but even looking at other food does!
I wish I could fall asleep faster at night.
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Post by Ayesa86 on Sept 28, 2006 15:51:35 GMT -5
BAM you do...but you are plagued by awful dreams that keep you from feeling rested.
I wish my luck were better...
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ndavis021410
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Post by ndavis021410 on Oct 3, 2006 8:04:42 GMT -5
SHAZAMMOER: Your luck is soooo good, you have no bad luck. Everyone in the world is lined up in your driveway to rub your head for good luck....hehehe....You go bald, and have no life cause you can't get out of your drive way
I wish I could spend more time with friends....
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needy
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Post by needy on Oct 3, 2006 16:00:31 GMT -5
All your best friends move in with you 24/7. They follow you in the bathroom, they climb in bed with you and steal all your covers and eat all your food (especially your Goobers). You can't get rid of them. Now all you want to do is strangle them.
I wish the summer would last a little longer.
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dawn
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I reject your reality & substitute my own
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Post by dawn on Oct 4, 2006 6:35:50 GMT -5
Poof: The summer is lasting forever, there is never any rain, all the plants die (no trees - oh no!), we get no oxygen. I wish my life was more interesting! |
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needy
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Post by needy on Oct 5, 2006 14:30:42 GMT -5
Your life becomes so interesting that everyone hounds you to write your memoirs. You get so caught up in it that you somehoe ended up signing a contract with a publisher to write a 2,000 page autobiography in three months.
I my house was clean
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ndavis021410
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Post by ndavis021410 on Oct 11, 2006 8:14:21 GMT -5
POOF....Your house is clean, but you wake up to realize, your husband, your kids, and EVEN your dogs all look and smell like the MR. CLEAN BALD HEADED dude....... I wish I had 3 hugs from Dino....  |
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Post by Ayesa86 on Oct 11, 2006 9:45:47 GMT -5
BAM! You do! But it's Dino's alter-ego mule form...LOL
I wish I had more time to prepare for Halloween
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ndavis021410
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Post by ndavis021410 on Oct 18, 2006 7:31:48 GMT -5
SHAZAAAMMMMM:....Your time is granted, but Halloween NEVER comes around, the day and year is stuck on October 30th FOREVER.... I wish I could win the lottery.......  |
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dawn
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Post by dawn on Oct 30, 2006 3:35:10 GMT -5
Ta-Dah - you win the lottery, but it is the same week as over 2,000,000 other people, you end up winning less than the price of your ticket.
I wish my housework did itself
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ndavis021410
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Post by ndavis021410 on Nov 17, 2006 9:37:19 GMT -5
SHABAAMOOZ: Your housework is done and doing it, but it WON'T stop...It sweeps everything out the window, and you are left with nothing but a floor and kids....
I wish for Peace and Love today
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feather
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Post by feather on Nov 27, 2006 0:58:44 GMT -5
O.K. it's Sunday a good day for Peace and Love, so be it but......
Peace turns into a demonstration with mobs of people getting clubbed by the police and Love turns into jail.
This happened to me in May, 1968 in Washington D.C.!
I wish I was going to sleep.
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