How a man makes a harem.

[typodi]

I will be the muse. The one to make him laugh or weave stories of fantasies to make him dream. The one to inspire the words and the music that capture the world.

[scaryisgood]

I would like to peel his pomegranates for him.. And then hand feed them to him personally...

[rsaddict]

I can handle all the prenatal care and delivery of Marty's offspring. I have a feeling that the number of women in this harem will make that a pretty demanding part of our group.

[AMAI]

There might not be that many babies - aren't most of us menopausal? ")

[FlyIntoOblivion]

I'll take medic-a man who can knock himself out at his own concerts has got to hurt himself tons at shows. I tend to mother people who are hurt/sick, so it'd work out nicely.

[sweetcheeks]

I think I would like to be the one who tucks him in at night, gives him his nightly goodnight kiss and wishes him sweet dreams and of course any other requests he might have before falling asleep like the angel he is.

[serina]

I will be the one he can test to see if his "stamina" is up to standards!

[Mad For Martay]

amai said:

There might not be that many babies - aren't most of us menopausal? ")

Ok...Ok...ok...If I must I'll take on the job of reproducing Marty's offspring...I still have some good eggs left after all a Man that beautiful needs to re~produce and re~populate the world with his good qualities.
So if I must I'll take that job Come on honey lets get started

[kelz4peaches]

OK...new here...I'm coming straight from Rockband.com and would really like to join the harem here...kay? kay!

I'll be the one who sings to him....after all, he needs to rest his precious voice every now and then!

[Amy]

I guess I'll be in charge of applying all guyliner.

[AMAI]

serina said:

I will be the one he can test to see if his "stamina" is up to standards!

Sorry - you can't have that job - we all get to help him with that.

These are the strictly NON-SEXUAL jobs here.

[honeybeeinthetrees]

Well, I am definitely going to join in on this Marty Harem! We must be "gentle" with him, and do lots of "pampering and petting" him, so he will have the ENERGY to go perform on stage!! I'll be the one that rubs his feet and massages his back and legs after he's tired of the rest of you "Harem Girls"!! haha I Love You Marty!!!!! Anything for YOU Baby!!! Love, Debsxxxoooo

[hiitsjustmee]

I'll be the baker/pastry chef! I can also be the resident computer geek. And a running partner for those long runs he takes to unwind. I did read that somewhere, didn't I? I also would really love to be a backup singer, even if it's only in rehearsal.

Can you tell I have a really short attention span??

[Mad For Martay]

honeybeeinthetrees said:

Well, I am definitely going to join in on this Marty Harem! We must be "gentle" with him, and do lots of "pampering and petting" him, so he will have the ENERGY to go perform on stage!! I'll be the one that rubs his feet and massages his back and legs after he's tired of the rest of you "Harem Girls"!! haha I Love You Marty!!!!! Anything for YOU Baby!!! Love, Debsxxxoooo

oh honeybee...were all sure he wont get tired of us..well keep the jobs we already claimed..lol

[plainsong]

I'll clean his bedroom, if that's not already taken.

[conducted]

amai said:

There might not be that many babies - aren't most of us menopausal? ")

i'm not... i'm just not very maternal.. but i'm sure i'll grow to love our darling moccachino babies.

[grace]

I want to be the photographer for the harem.


and also photograph of all the concerts and appearances and put together a scrapbook

[ameemc]

I want to be his wardrobe stylist...I'd make sure he looked great before any show or appearance..I would also be in charge of giving his hair that 'messed up' look before he goes out on stage.. I'll run my fingers through it diligently before every show and appearance .

[deborah]

Ok since I believe nobody's mentioned it yet and I certainly don't want to be left out, I'll balance the check book and otherwise be in charge of the financial side of this little (but ever growing) operation. lol

[jamied]

I will dress up as his french maid! I might need to hire a maid to do the other cleaning, as all I will be doing is bending over to dust very low objects around the house. I might stretch across him at his desk to tidy up a bit.